this village something something
X:
1. forbids
2. encourages
3. has complex rituals pertaining to
4. has a major religion devoted to
5. is ruled by a king who despises
6. has an economy revolving around
7. has a strange approach towards
8. has never heard of
9. has transcended the need for
10. are experts at
11. mistakenly believe they are experts at
12. are simply dreadful at
13. are blighted by a plague of
14. is obsessive compulsive regarding
15. has a thriving criminal populace who all practice
16. get opposite results while engaged in
17. are conducting a conspiracy involving
18. are furiously divided on the topic of
19. are just utterly creepy when it comes to
20. are just totally metal when it comes to
Y:
1. agriculture
2. animal stuff, like herding and husbandry
3. time-keeping
4. building
5. talking
6. eating
7. lovemaking
8. travelling
9. trading
10. thievery
11. nature
12. killing
13. fighting
14. giving birth
15. bathing
16. breathing
17. cooking
18. writing
19. medicine
20. killing monsters
Monday, 22 September 2014
Wednesday, 27 August 2014
simple experience progression & units of currency
my group never keeps track of xp or gold. this was a mild ongoing frustration for whoever happened to be DMing at the time.
over time we tried a bunch of different ways of hacking it;
-simple numbers - minions worth 1 xp, bosses worth 2-5 xp
-carousing xp - 1000 xp for every 1000sp wasted in revelry
-DM's discretion - DM would regularly just award levels when the time seemed right.
eventually we landed on these two systems: simple xp and simple currency
SIMPLE XP
after a bunch of fine tuning, +Jack Mack came up with this system.
numbers are crunched at the end of a session; any leveling up happens at this time.
+1 xp for playing in a session (survival xp)
+1 for getting a significant treasure or magic item
+1 for carousing a significant amount of currency
+1 for dealing the finishing blow on a boss
+1 for succeeding at a critical moment despite risky odds ("big balls xp")
this isn't a perfect system since it still requires numbers to be tracked, but it seems to have been working for us.
XP requirements increase exponentially
amount of XP required to level up = current level^2
XP total doesn't reset after level-up - keep adding to the same number
therefore
level 1: 1
level 2: 4
level 3: 9
level 4: 16
level 5: 25
etc etc.
in a highly productive session, a player might expect to get +4 xp.
+1 or +2 xp per session is more common for chiller sessions with fewer hell-demons
the numbers eventually get quite intimidating, since our group generally keeps the level cap pretty low. my highest level character to date was an 8th level elf warlock, Sebastian. the highest character i've ever partied with was Stoner the astrologer, a 9th level fighter. boss NPCs tend to be anywhere from level 8 - 11.
SIMPLE CURRENCY
recently, instead of tracking a large number of gold and silver pieces, i've been handing out little blue and green game tokens as currency. the blues are worth $1 and the greens are worth $3.
each player is responsible for keeping track of the physical game pieces awarded to them (informally dubbed "groves dollars"). forgetting to bring your pieces to a session means that your character left their wallet at home.
currency is treated like a stat, and rolled for at character creation. humans automatically roll 3d6, all other races roll 1d6
(optional rule: ...unless their cha modifier is at least +1. if so, roll 3d6)
like any other stat, your currency stat has a modifier, which indicates how wealthy others perceive you to be.
(+4) royalty or equivalent
+3 - elite upper class
+2
+1
0 - middle class
-1
-2
-3 - impoverished lower class or refugee
(-4) - slave, unclean one
high-quality items cost $1 (a sword, an ornate pocket watch, a fine suit of clothes)
for low-quality items, I give my players 10 seconds per $1 to write down what they can get. Informally, $1 will buy a large sack of miscellaneous gear (rations, torches, adventure stuff)
a level 0 hireling costs a one-time payment of $2 dollars. a small house in the cheap part of the city will cost a one-time payment of $3. $1 can be spent to add +1 to a 2d6 charisma check to bribe someone.
a wealthy king will likely have about $20 on him; a dragon's hoard might contain $30. a $5 bounty might be placed on a wanted criminal, split between the party members.
over time we tried a bunch of different ways of hacking it;
-simple numbers - minions worth 1 xp, bosses worth 2-5 xp
-carousing xp - 1000 xp for every 1000sp wasted in revelry
-DM's discretion - DM would regularly just award levels when the time seemed right.
eventually we landed on these two systems: simple xp and simple currency
SIMPLE XP
after a bunch of fine tuning, +Jack Mack came up with this system.
numbers are crunched at the end of a session; any leveling up happens at this time.
+1 xp for playing in a session (survival xp)
+1 for getting a significant treasure or magic item
+1 for carousing a significant amount of currency
+1 for dealing the finishing blow on a boss
+1 for succeeding at a critical moment despite risky odds ("big balls xp")
this isn't a perfect system since it still requires numbers to be tracked, but it seems to have been working for us.
XP requirements increase exponentially
amount of XP required to level up = current level^2
XP total doesn't reset after level-up - keep adding to the same number
therefore
level 1: 1
level 2: 4
level 3: 9
level 4: 16
level 5: 25
etc etc.
in a highly productive session, a player might expect to get +4 xp.
+1 or +2 xp per session is more common for chiller sessions with fewer hell-demons
the numbers eventually get quite intimidating, since our group generally keeps the level cap pretty low. my highest level character to date was an 8th level elf warlock, Sebastian. the highest character i've ever partied with was Stoner the astrologer, a 9th level fighter. boss NPCs tend to be anywhere from level 8 - 11.
SIMPLE CURRENCY
recently, instead of tracking a large number of gold and silver pieces, i've been handing out little blue and green game tokens as currency. the blues are worth $1 and the greens are worth $3.
each player is responsible for keeping track of the physical game pieces awarded to them (informally dubbed "groves dollars"). forgetting to bring your pieces to a session means that your character left their wallet at home.
currency is treated like a stat, and rolled for at character creation. humans automatically roll 3d6, all other races roll 1d6
(optional rule: ...unless their cha modifier is at least +1. if so, roll 3d6)
like any other stat, your currency stat has a modifier, which indicates how wealthy others perceive you to be.
(+4) royalty or equivalent
+3 - elite upper class
+2
+1
0 - middle class
-1
-2
-3 - impoverished lower class or refugee
(-4) - slave, unclean one
high-quality items cost $1 (a sword, an ornate pocket watch, a fine suit of clothes)
for low-quality items, I give my players 10 seconds per $1 to write down what they can get. Informally, $1 will buy a large sack of miscellaneous gear (rations, torches, adventure stuff)
a level 0 hireling costs a one-time payment of $2 dollars. a small house in the cheap part of the city will cost a one-time payment of $3. $1 can be spent to add +1 to a 2d6 charisma check to bribe someone.
a wealthy king will likely have about $20 on him; a dragon's hoard might contain $30. a $5 bounty might be placed on a wanted criminal, split between the party members.
Saturday, 23 August 2014
>50 thief/wizard hybrid spells
i once heard of a man whose codename was "thief wizard".
inspired by that, here's this list!
some of these spells are admittedly overpowered. others are underpowered. i haven't written any notes about spell levels but some of them are definitely more cantrippy than others. i'm sure you'll notice.
a thief-wizard (or rarely, a wizard-thief) would probably be like a thief who got into magic exclusively to steal shit and commit crimes. or maybe it's a wizard who becomes a criminal to escape the judgmental eyes of the law. i don't know. figure out where you lie on the thief/wizard continuum.
a thief wizard would have one spell casting per day per level in wizard, and an additional spell casting per wisdom modifier. since thief wizards are often unwise and often take multiclass levels, they might only have a handful of these spells, using them minimally but effectively.
spell list (in no particular order)
X = level or HD for enemies unless otherwise stated
swagger
gain false magical confidence. your damage die gets one size bigger and you get a bonus to charisma checks for X rounds.
flock of murderous avians
summon d6+X of a particular bird species of your choosing. a murder of crows is probably traditional.
(suggestions: ravens, vultures, buzzards, pigeons, owls, parrots, songbirds, hummingbirds)
the birds follow your commands as best as their bird brains can manage. they're just normal birds except they've got an intense thirst for blood and occasionally their eyes glow an eerie red.
the birds understand you magically, but you can't understand them unless you speak TWILL, the bird language.
coin toss
attack a target from range by magically shooting coins at them. you may add up to your level/HD to your attack and damage roll, but you lose currency equal to the bonuses you applied.
in my game, one unit of currency will buy you a sack of reliable adventure gear; two units to hire a level 0 hireling indefinitely. a rich man might own as many as 15 units of wealth.
acid spray
can deal 2d4 acid damage or damage an opponent's equipment, but in the context of thief wizardry it's mostly for melting through locks or destroying evidence.
spidertalk
spiders are terrible gossips if you know how to listen to them. assuming you are in an environment that could conceivably host a spider population, you can hit them up for spider-stories or maybe some spider-advice. you can get them to assist you in combat if you can convince them that it's in their best interest. lasts X rounds.
befuddle
you ask a magically-rhetorical question, some kind of wizard paradox. works better on intelligent targets who can grasp the concept of what is being said more wholly. target saves vs int. if they succeed they become dumbfounded, flabbergasted and utterly gobsmacked for X rounds. if they fail they'll be annoyed at your condescending worldplay, possibly even becoming enraged at you.
charm person
classic spell, lasts X rounds
spiderclimb
lasts X rounds
ropework
summon and/or manipulate 10*X units of rope
stickiness
a targeted surface is covered with an even layer of sticky slime. the surface area you can cover is 1 m^2 per level.
it's hard to run across a sticky surface - half movement speed
it's easy to climb across a sticky surface - +2 to climb check
it's hard to get up - if you fall prone on a sticky surface, you need to make a strength check before you can stand up.
invisibility
obvious. X number of targets at a time can't see you.
hypnotise
for 10*X minutes
teleport
d20+X accuracy check
comprehend languages
+X to languages skill for one conversation or reading
artificial bloodbath
fake or alter a murder or crime scene - magically stitch up wounds and then replace them with new ones, remove smells or stains, spray fake blood everywhere. roll a craft check to see how convincing the fake scene is.
smokebomb
self explanatory. obscures everyone's vision. perfect for escape plans. i think batman invented this spell back when he was an apprentice wizard. dies down after X rounds (max: 3)
stinkbomb
lasts X rounds. stinky. super effective vs animals and beastmen
alarm runes
wizard security system. magical inscriptions that will tattoo themselves onto the faces and hands of anyone who isn't specified by the caster. these runes can be left in treasure chests or back at your home base. the target has to at least glance or otherwise visually confirm the runes for the effect to take place. you will be magically alerted when the runes are triggered, allowing you to identify the perpetrator by the tattoos you've given them.
you can only have one alarm rune trap set up at a time. the tattoos can be removed by remove curse or dispel magic by a magic user of greater level than you.
for extra cheekiness i'm sure you'd be allowed to use this spell to tattoo dicks onto your enemies.
if you know any spells that use runes, glyphs, drawn images or writing, you can cast those spells on intruders by way of this spell.
caltrops & marbles
summons a fistful of tiny spheres and spikeys, and occasionally a banana peel. enough to trip up X number of dudes at once i suppose
empower fox
as we all know, all foxes live for 1000 years, and every 100 years they gain new mastery over the universe. most foxes die before even reaching 100 - natural selection has ensured the environment is able to prevent the overpopulation of fox kings.
if you find a fox, this spell allows you to temporarily boost it up to it's next 100-year power bracket for X hours. common variety foxes will learn to speak common, walk on two or four legs, shapeshift into human form and see into the future. if the fox you empowered was for some rare reason especially magical, it's empowered form also has telepathy, telekinesis and self-teleportation powers.
foxes are mostly cool guys but are often also mischievous and dishonorable, despite being magically bound to their word.
wizard eye
your eye disappears temporarily, leaving an empty socket. your eye is invisibly ghosting around and can move up to X*100 meters away from you. since it's not currently connected to your brain, you wont have a report of what it sees until it floats back into your skull. your eye can stay ghosting outside your head indefinitely. the whole process is painless but also gross. if someone casts dispel magic on you while your eye's missing, it assumes material form (wherever it is) and plops to the ground.
quickdraw
teleport a familiar weapon to your hand instantaneously, regardless of the distance between you and the weapon, as long as you have a solid idea of where the weapon is currently located.
summon serpent
inflict a poisoned wound on yourself. roll a d8 on this table. take the number shown as damage if you fail a save vs poison.
+1 if you succeed your save but take reduced damage, +2 if you fail your save and take full damage.
the lower you roll, the greater degree of control you have over the serpent
unless otherwise stated, snake poison damage deals 1d6 damage per round until a successful save is made.
1. coercing snake - talks, very charismatic, otherwise just a weakling
2. yellow-belly - 2 HP, common desert snake, venomous, completely obedient to you.
3. d6 yellow-bellies - as above.
4. ancient death viper - one of the snake assassins from legend. highly intelligent. when this serpent's poison damage roll hits a natural 6, the victim's death is assured and damage is taken every round unless the snake is killed before the victim dies of poison damage.
5. metal snake - d4-1 bite attack but no venom AC19. very loyal. slow but excellent at tracking and stealth, and for some reason, torture.
6. jungle python - gigantic. will try to either strangle foes in it's coils or swallow them whole. unless it's appetite is sated (swallowed more than d6 enemies), it will turn on you after your foes are dead. hp = 3d8
7. lake monster - a large swamp or lake serpent with sharp teeth and fins. prideful, snobby, self absorbed. speaks common but chooses not to. can't breathe fire like a dragon but it's roar is comparable. 3d10 hp. once summoned it will attack your foes first but will attack you next unless you are able to bargain with it.
8. wyvern - the regrettable offspring of a snake and a dragon, a large winged serpent with a poisonous spike on it's tail. it will attack your enemies first but will attack you afterwards. if it's HP gets low it'll try and flee. 3d10 hp.
9. hydra - a huge monster, cutting off it's head makes two more heads grow back. deal non-head-cutty damage to it. 3d10 hp. you can't control this one at all, so it will attack both friend and foe alike. it's venom deals 1d6 damage per round until a con save is made. each head gets an attack.
10. eight-forked serpent, yamata-no-orochi - a powerful snake demon, the ancient enemy of a foreign lightning god. once summoned, it will demand 8 bodies, which it will choose at random from both friend and foe. the 8 targets all make a save vs con - if you fail you are eaten, and most likely dead. if you succeed take d6 damage. once this is done, the serpent disappears.
neat illusion
semi-permanent illusion. needs to be recast every X weeks. deceives two senses perfectly, unless examined with the most expert scrutiny. sight and touch are the two typical choices, as the spell is mostly used to create false walls and secret hideouts. the neat illusion cannot move or change, or be altered by anyone except the caster. detect magic detects it. if the nature of the illusion is realized, the deception is spoiled, and the illusion becomes cartoonish and obvious to the informed observer.
if an observer accidentally interacts with the illusion without attempting to perceive it (eg casually leaning against a random piece of the wall which coincidentally happens to be a disguised hole) the illusion is completely broken for all.
hologram
a thief wizard cantrip. mostly used to explain and plan heists. flying colourful projections of shapes, colours and sounds hover in the air, and move and interact as the caster wills. this spell cannot be used to create convincing or deceptive illusions of any kind.
pyrotechnics
principles of illusion magic taken and applied to battle magic. the spell unleashes a pastiche of chaotic, painful sensations - blinding lights, deafening noises, grotesque smells, stinging smoke, heat, lasers, fireworks, etc. d8+X damage, and the target makes a save vs con or is stunned next round.
inscribe
decorate, deface, aesthetically alter a surface, texture or object.
summon depressing weather
d4: mist, thunderstorm, floodrain, strong winds
your choice as to whether the sky turns ominously dark
lasts 10*X minutes
wizard's toolkit
summons 5 tools. roll a d6 to see how useful they are in your situation (ranging from -3 to + 3 useful)
zygomatt's charm of efficiency
after casting the spell on yourself, you can effectively set up a magical ritual almost immediately that would otherwise take a long time to prepare. the spell assumes you have all the necessary ritual components on hand.
once cast, torches extinguish themselves, candles align and alight themselves, chalk and salt get busy making circles on the floor. ink scribbles over self-unraveling parchment. lightning strikes the lightning rod. the cat skins itself and swings itself around your head three times counter-clockwise. any chanting or verbal component is recited at incredible speed by a bored-sounding magical mouth.
you are somewhat in control of all this motion, as a conductor leads a symphony. the ritual is prepared as per your understanding, and thus any fuck ups are technically your own fault.
any gp cost or quest items required to perform a ritual are still necessary, the spell just removes the casting and preparation time. spells that have chronological requirements (moon phases, planets aligning) still need those things (unless you have access to time travel in which case the spell automatically time travels you to the perfectly accurate moment). old wizards mock this spell bitterly and refuse to use it.
cloak of anonymity
a magical hooded cloak appears on your body and makes you look totally inconspicuous. +1 to stealth. add another +1 if you're: 1) in a crowd 2) in heavy nature cover 3) in the dark 4) silent. this is in addition to any other non-magical modifiers you might get for doing these things. the spell breaks if you do something to make yourself incredibly obvious or if you fail a stealth check. as long as the spell doesn't break, you are completely unremarkable and forgettable, even if your face is studied or a conversation is held. there are no loophole or exceptions to the spell, so the caster's allies will be affected as well, unable to remember the caster's existence or former friendship temporarily.
magical outfit
change your outfit at will. completely aesthetic unless contributing to a disguise or something.
cloak of forced impression
the caster conjures a false skin around themselves which covers them up and makes them look like someone completely different. the cloak can be any person the caster has studied the appearance of, or a random body and face. gender and race can be imitated but size, stats and special abilities cannot. as long as the spell is in place, the caster will forget entirely their own thoughts and memories, completely adopting a new persona. the spell can be programmed to be broken after being subjected to certain stimuli, such as speech, events or a set period of time. the new identity's personality and secret subconscious desires and urges can also be programmed, but not with 100% efficiency or certainty. when casting this spell, there is always the possibility that the new identity will malfunction or otherwise avoid being exposed to it's stimuli, forcing the caster to adopt the new personality forever.
attempting to cast dispel or detect on the cloaked caster will fail, though detecting will reveal that the cloaked caster is cursed or otherwise magically affected.
hidden blade
literally anything you touch can and will contain a hidden sword or dagger. if you were to theoretically pull out your own tooth while this spell was in effect, you would find that it contained a small steel razor with a thin wax seal.
the size/shape of the blade you retrieve is relative to the object you retrieve it from; umbrellas, sticks, canes, telescopes and table-legs all make decent swords. a grand piano could unfold to become a guillotine. a non-sword shaped object such as a basin or a coin could still conceivably snap apart and reveal a hidden sharp edge, but would be less good for combat.
lasts for X rounds. any hidden blades returned to their hiding place before the duration expires cannot be retrieved when the spell is not in effect. any blades remaining outside their hiding place when the duration expires will look obvious and not-at-all-hidden if returned to their hiding place.
avian messenger
you have a friend or servant who is a bird. they have a particular talent for carrying messages and locating people whom you have personally met, and will do so on your behalf. the bird's efficiency is random and not necessarily guaranteed.
a parrot is a popular choice for this spell since for some reason the spell enhances their sentience and language abilities to near-human.
the spell's duration is infinite but you can only have it cast on one bird, and it will not be dispelled until the bird is dead.
this spell was invented by pirates.
zygomatt's improved mage hand
a variation on the old school mage hand cantrip. the summoned mage hand is dextroux and subtle, able to perform skills with the same proficiency as the caster, but at a distance limited to line of sight. since the mage hand itself is small, it is difficult to detect, giving it +1 to all thief skills if you have at least one level in thief. anything in the mage hand's palm can be instantly swapped over to your hand and vice versa, as long as the object can fit into an enclosed fist. you do not need to imitate the mage hand's movements to control it.
zygomatt's poltergeist trick
a variation on the above spell. the hand is used to cause calamity and mischief in battle. the target gets a save vs dex if they can see the caster or the hand. line of sight is required to cast this spell. the hand is not very strong but is very sneaky, so the spell wont be very effective once the target is made aware of it.
examples of mischief: disarm, unbalance, push, steal wallet, pants a dude, poke in the eyes, trip up ankle. the hand is not very strong but very subtle, so the spell is only effective when the victim is not expecting to be wizard-tricked (roll a wis check if you're not sure if the victim knows what's up)
mask of true seeing
allows you to use megavision - the greatest of all magical senses. you have all of the vision-based super senses, including the magical ones, and also a couple more you never heard of. you cannot be lied to or visually misdirected. your field of vision falls just shy of godlike.
once activated, succeed a wisdom save each turn or take d6 damage. succeed three wisdom saves in a row to turn the megavision off - it's power is addictive and corrupting.
reducing your hp to 0 from this spell can't kill you but after it happens once you become addicted to the megavision. if you're ever left alone, or in a stressful situation, you are compelled to activate this spell regardless of the consequences to your health. sometimes, this spell is cast on an enemy as a particularly bitter curse.
scarecrow
the caster places a glamour on themselves which allows them to become a human-shaped object, like a scarecrow, mannequin, puppet, statue or large doll. the caster can move freely but has toy story powers where they know if they're being observed and how to pose inconspicuously. obviously, a creepy puppet or whatever showing up out of nowhere is not an effective stealth tactic, so the spell is only somewhat useful.
quick candle
lit candles bloom from a targeted surface, providing adequate lighting and free candles.
lion's roar
automatically intimidates animals and creatures with HD half the size of yours for one round.
devouring mouths
summons mouths to bite and eat things
can be used in combat - all foes must save or take d4-1 damage
saves must be made every round as long as the caster focuses on maintaining the spell
the spell is mostly used to quickly destroy non-living matter though
the spell can eat away at a room's worth of mess (eg. dead body) in d6 rounds.
chameleon skin
your whole body, your skin, your hair, your clothes, all change colour to match your mood or surroundings. once you learn this spell, you can't help but accidentally change colour when expressing emotion.
zygomatt's misguided matter transfusion
originally jerryrigged magic designed to combine and then uncombine two objects perfectly
a failed spell - the two objects usually mutate together in an unplanned way and then explode if you try to separate them.
if used on two living objects, one of them will randomly absorb the other, becoming a weird ugly insane freak and maybe dying of terrible mutation side effects
but also the possibility exists to combine stuff together in awesome and productive ways
the spell is always a gamble - the mutations are irreversible, and potentially fatal.
shatter
pulverizes an inorganic substance to grit, especially if it's a material that shatters appealingly
ongoing secrecy
binds target and caster in silence over an issue
though they may discuss it in private
contract
a magical agreement is created using ink and paper. once signed, there are pre-arranged consequences for breaking the contract. only divine intervention or the below spell "loophole" can break the contract.
loophole
created solely to excuse oneself from the effects of the above spell, contract. can be used to escape consequences of any agreement that you have undertaken. the spell works by shifting your consciousness to a universe where everything is exactly the same except you created a specific loophole to your contract that you just triggered. agreements made with pan-dimensional beings cannot be loophole'd, since you made the same agreement with them in every dimension.
fair exchange
without the owner's permission, and without having to alert them, you may magically exchange an item of theirs for one of yours, as long as the object the caster provides is not less valuable than the item taken.
the measurement of an item's value is based on how much the item's owner cares about losing it.
you are magically obligated to return the exchanged item if you admit or otherwise make obvious that you have used this spell to steal or take what wasn't yours.
this spell was created by an ancient race of peaceful underground fish-lizards, who had much simpler opinions regarding ownership and personal property.
true calling
your heart calls out to the item you need
you know where it is, but not what it is or why you want it
using this spell at different times will produce different results
there is a 1/6 chance that the spell will direct you to an item that is not useful at all.
tanglefoot
trips one target over.
itemize
aka the pokemon spell.
anything affected by this spell will become a tiny inanimate version of itself, usually a wooden or clay statue or a soft toy. these tiny items are virtually weightless and take up a very small amount of inventory space. liquids, gases and non-corporeal entities can also be affected, becoming represented by a soft cotton or rubber ball.
each item has a specific verbal command (usually it's name or description) which un-itemizes and re-itemizes it when spoken. anyone can use this word to release the item, and can do so accidentally.
if a target is unwilling to be transformed, or if the target is an item belonging to an unwilling party, target makes a save vs willpower. failing the save means the target is transformed anyway. the target gets a new save every time they hear their command word.
you should always be cautious around the guy with the tiny pouch filled with little wooden scorpions.
elbow grease
similar to the spell mending. if a target broken or dirty object can be fixed, cleaned or otherwise rejuvenated magically, then it is repaired.
if the object cannot be mended, the spell makes the object look as if it has been mended, possibly repairing it for a limited amount of time. constant liberal application of this spell can keep a wrecked sailboat seaworthy even with copious holes and damages, or a cogless watch ticking, though there is a limitation as to how much fake repair can be sustained.
this spell can be used to make an item visually appear brand new, though a craftsman or specialist may test or spot the deception.
undiscussed matters
there are things that you cannot talk about, or cannot express. there are times when you cannot talk out loud. there are ancient names of gods which will melt a man's skull if he hears it uttered freely. there are moments when you are overcome by struggle, binding, silence or emotion.
but that's ok, this spell has you covered.
the spell allows a caster to intimate thoughts, ideas, information in general without having to verbalize, explain or express it. the caster can, for example, teach a man the name of a terrible demon without having to say it, write about it or mime it.
if two casters both know this spell and cast it on one another simultaneously, they can share a very long and complicated conversation's worth of information instantaneously.
the spell is subtle and will probably go unnoticed unless an observer has knowledge of this spell's workings.
the caster can select X/3 number of participants to sub-communicate with.
this spell was created by a secret society to pass notes and meeting times secretly.
fake human
the spell creates a fake person of any age or description. for some reason, the fake person created can only be the same species as the caster.
despite being called a fake human, the created product is essentially real in all regards. it will be automagically programmed with language and social skills, but otherwise will have no memories or learning of any kind.
because of this mental blank slate, they are normally quite naive and impressionable, making it easy for others to manipulate their emerging personality and identity.
casting "detect magic" on the fake human wont reveal the fake human's true nature, but the caster will detect that there is some kind of curse on them. casting "dispel magic" on the fake human resets their personality back to what it was like when they were created.
if the fake human is ever killed, or if they ever realize their own fake nature, they flip out and turn into a new fake human with a different but similar appearance. the new fake human loses all the memories of the old fake human. the only way that a fake human can ever really "die" is if their body is utterly destroyed, or if they are allowed to live out their life fully, finally succumbing to death via natural causes.
the arguments of wizards are infinite regarding whether or not fake humans are actually a kind of real human.
lonely wizards use this spell for comfort - everyone else thinks this is really creepy.
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update: more spells. i've somewhat lost sight of the thief/wizard paradigm by now so think of these as just cool spells that an unsavory wizard might have.
bravado
add your charisma modifier to any check. if you succeed the check, continue applying your charisma modifier to dice rolls until you fail.
kaleidoblade
a spell which casts a disorientating illusion upon your weapon and the arm holding it. your sword/arm will appear to spin, rotate, multiply, dance and glow with rainbow fire, like the image within a kaleidoscope.
an enemy is unable to guard conventionally against a kaleidoblade, and there's a 1/4 chance it will automatically deal full damage.
to outside observers, the spell causes the caster to appear similar to the eight-armed goddess of death and destruction.
wax body
while affected, the caster's body becomes entirely made of easily-manipulated wax. the caster can squeeze through cracks and crevices that would normally be impossible to get through. the caster takes no damage from concussive attacks and half damage from slashing attacks, but full damage from explosions, fire or magic.
salt on the wounds
opens old injuries, and causes great pain. can be used to undo the effects of a healing spell, or to deal damage to an opponent who has signs of having been injured before (scars, eyepatch, hook-hand)
earthmoving claws
you summon the paws and claws of a burrowing mammal. +1 damage to unarmed combat, and you are extremely efficient at digging through earth. let's say you can dig a comfortable human-burrow-sized hole for two people in one round.
mindfuck
no-one knows what this spell does, though wizards can sense it does something.
shift timeline
ancient and powerful spell. when applied to inorganic matter, it can greatly transmute the substance (but not the shape or the mass) of an object. for example, by shifting the timeline of an iron prison bar, you may fast forward it's timeline until it rusts, or rewind it back to being super heated from being forged, or rewind it further until it becomes grit and iron ore. glass may become sand, stone may become lava, timber may become living plant matter or decomposed pulp, etc.
you can use this spell to rewind a broken object back to it's unbroken form if every single piece of the original object is present. a single missing grain of dust will cause the repair to fail.
you cannot cast this on an object or person more than once.
casting this spell on a living creature does not affect their appearance or substance in any way, but their synchronicity with everyone else's perception of time will be altered. for example, they might react to danger a few moments before it presents itself.
since the spell can only be cast once per target and thus cannot be undone, creatures affected by this spell cannot be re-synchronized with everyone else's perception of time except by a grand master of time-magic.
antispell
may be cast subtly. when affected, a caster trying to cast a spell will accidentally cast the OPPOSITE spell. heals become antiheals, fireballs become iceballs, detect magic gives off useless readings, etc.
the caster cannot cast this spell upon themselves.
phantom footprints
you can remove or alter the shape and placement of your footprints while you're making them, including removing them completely. cannot be applied retroactively.
sensitize/desensitize
illusion magic, causing all tactile sensations (heat, pressure, pain) to intensify or be reduced to nothing for a chosen target. does not increase or decrease the effects that heat/etc has on the body, merely intensifies their sensation.
mild interest
the spell's target will notice the caster and, for reasons unknown to them, feel obligated to go and talk with them. once initiated, however, the target will quickly forget why they felt the need to come talk to you, and will try and leave the conversation unless the caster says something that unmagically piques their curiosity.
leaf litter
a bunch of old, dry, dead, crusty, sticky, dank leaves will magically appear on the floor.
the leaf cover will be thick enough to come up to the caster's waist and cover an area large enough for a typical combat scenario to play out.
everyone within the area of effect will be reduced to half movement speed. a character may apply any bonuses they receive from being in a forest or jungle environment, such as stealth.
stolen from a druid, who used this spell to provide nutrition for their forest.
unimpress
the spell causes the caster to fall pathetically short of an observer's expectations. the victim will treat the caster as if they were a level 0 nobody, a hack, a fraud, a madman. checks to try and convince the target to follow the advice or plan of the caster will automatically fail. since the victim does not consider the caster to be a threat, the caster may act freely without the victim noticing their competence.
pass through portal
a door becomes insubstantial to the caster, and the caster only. the caster can walk through the door without opening it, but cannot unlock it or interact with it in any way, including setting off traps. the definition of portal is pretty loose, so the spell can apply to windows, metal grates or vortexes to other dimensions.
muffle
classic spell, reduces noise created for maximum stealthiness
curse of incontinence
causes a target to make a huge mess in their pants. d6 to see how badly they're affected, with a 1 indicating they didn't make a mess at all. having a mess in your pants is pretty embarrassing and distracting, and you'd probably try and excuse yourself from whatever you were doing. creatures whose will is being dominated or who otherwise do not possess human-like sensibilities will still be affected but wont care at all.
eye for an eye
the caster and a target pool their HP together, and are both affected by damage taken to either one. regardless of HP total, knocking one unconscious will likewise affect the other. any permanent injuries (eg. losing an eye or an arm) will likewise affect the other. the spell's duration is infinite.
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update: once you start thinking of thief spells, it's hard to stop. here's more spells.
miasma
you excrete a black mist of pollution and negativity, a cloud of stinking miasma. continued exposure to this substance will make good kings turn evil, moral men turn from the law, docile monsters fierce, etc. think grima wormtongue and king theoden. the spell can be dispelled and detected by other wizards, though continued exposure makes it harder and harder to dispel.
silk touch
while casting this spell, the caster moves with greater finesse, elegance and control, making it much harder to fuck up and break something, hurt ones-self, succumb to clumsiness, etc. once per day when the caster would otherwise critically fumble due to a natural fail, save vs reflex to successfully cast this spell quickly and not fuck up. you can cast this spell ahead of time to ensure you don't end up breaking a delicate or important item. lasts X rounds.
scrutinize
adds X (max: 5) to a lore or spot check when specifically trying to identify hidden weaknesses or strengths. this spell can be used to find a weak spot in an opponent's armour, or to discern a useful quality of an otherwise useless item.
bamboozle
if the target is successfully deceived by a character, casting this spell on them will cause them to unwaveringly believe the deception. the victim gets a save vs will each day, starting the day after the spell was cast. until this save is made, no-one, not even the caster, will be unable to dispel or convince the victim that they have been deceived.
zygomatt's viral bamboozle
same as above, only the spell is contagious. if the initial victim of the spell manages to convince another of the falsehood, the bamboozle spell effect is applied to the new victim, who can continue to pass it along.
spear of ink
the caster summons a piercing force of black magic using a book or piece of written script as a summoning component. once cast, the spell renders any ink writing or illustration permanently illegible. the spell's damage, AB and range increase as the quality and quantity of knowledge and ink being sacrificed increases.
most dark magic spells make blood sacrifices with dark forces to achieve their power. instead, this spell uses the sacrifice of recorded knowledge and ancient wisdom to achieve it's effect. therefore, the most powerful ink spears will be summoned from the oldest, thickest, most intelligent and magical grimoires.
(ignore this list as much as possible; use your best judgement to figure out how much the text you're sacrificing is worth)
as a rough approximation, receive +1/+3/+5 split between damage/AB/Range for:
a) volume, size, length, intricacy of handwriting and illustrations; an enormous unliftable tome or a book containing almost extremely diminutive handwriting would be +5.
b) amount of time since the text was last directly altered or copied; ancient books are +5
c) (for wizard spellbooks) the level of the last wizard to contribute to the spellbook, max +5
d) sentimental value; +1 if someone would cry if the text was destroyed; +3 if the text has some relevance to a culture or religion; +5 if the text has a powerful, unique or irreplacable relevance to a culture or religion.
e) rarity; +5 if it's both unique and coveted by scholars; -1 for each time the quantity of existing copies doubles (2/4/8/16/etc)
for example, the ancient evil tome, "the vile utterations of gargragar", which is an enormous(+5) and ancient(+5) recollection of the foul deeds of an evil god. though they despise the book, the text is an important cultural icon (+3) to the good knights of destiny, who have sworn to safeguard it from evil. though the text contains much ancient wisdom, it's said that reading the book would cause a man to go mad, and thus only the boldest and most insane scholars seek it's wisdom (+1). the tome was never used as a wizard's spellbook (+0)
therefore, using this spell to destroy the vile utterations of gargragar would allow the caster to apply 14 points to the spell's AB, damage and range. without putting any points into the range catagory, the spell is considered a melee attack.
skullbuster
the caster selects one weapon; that weapon becomes the skullbuster.
the skullbuster is a +0 magical weapon. after dealing damage, target must save vs fort or be stricken with temporary sleep and memory loss. the memory loss effect is vague, but the target will certainly not remember the faces/descriptions of the PC who skullbusted them.
only works against enemies with a skull; slimes, automatons etc are immune.
rolling a critical fumble while wielding the skullbuster will strike either the wielder or the wielder's closest ally with severe memory loss, which in game play terms will mean a loss of XP/skills/abilities/spells.
brainfog
a strange spiraling pink fog wafts around in an area equal to X*10m^2. anyone within the fog will unwillingly broadcast all their thoughts telepathically to everyone else in the fog.
since everyone's thoughts are going to be filled with other people's thoughts, and then broadcast out again, a feedback loop quickly occurs, painfully distracting everyone and applying -Y to all rolls (where Y = number of sentient targets within the fog).
to try and read someone's thoughts, roll an int check to see if you're good enough to cut through all the mental chaff. anyone can try and read your thoughts as well, and you in turn have a chance of detecting them attempting to do so.
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gusto
desperation
unwise loan
lucidity
red nails
myriad
bastion
seclusion
start-from-the-top
reintroduce
absorbent stone
chemical touch
disciple
galvanize
freakout
gut feeling
erase
absent memory
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inspired by that, here's this list!
some of these spells are admittedly overpowered. others are underpowered. i haven't written any notes about spell levels but some of them are definitely more cantrippy than others. i'm sure you'll notice.
a thief-wizard (or rarely, a wizard-thief) would probably be like a thief who got into magic exclusively to steal shit and commit crimes. or maybe it's a wizard who becomes a criminal to escape the judgmental eyes of the law. i don't know. figure out where you lie on the thief/wizard continuum.
a thief wizard would have one spell casting per day per level in wizard, and an additional spell casting per wisdom modifier. since thief wizards are often unwise and often take multiclass levels, they might only have a handful of these spells, using them minimally but effectively.
spell list (in no particular order)
X = level or HD for enemies unless otherwise stated
swagger
gain false magical confidence. your damage die gets one size bigger and you get a bonus to charisma checks for X rounds.
flock of murderous avians
summon d6+X of a particular bird species of your choosing. a murder of crows is probably traditional.
(suggestions: ravens, vultures, buzzards, pigeons, owls, parrots, songbirds, hummingbirds)
the birds follow your commands as best as their bird brains can manage. they're just normal birds except they've got an intense thirst for blood and occasionally their eyes glow an eerie red.
the birds understand you magically, but you can't understand them unless you speak TWILL, the bird language.
coin toss
attack a target from range by magically shooting coins at them. you may add up to your level/HD to your attack and damage roll, but you lose currency equal to the bonuses you applied.
in my game, one unit of currency will buy you a sack of reliable adventure gear; two units to hire a level 0 hireling indefinitely. a rich man might own as many as 15 units of wealth.
acid spray
can deal 2d4 acid damage or damage an opponent's equipment, but in the context of thief wizardry it's mostly for melting through locks or destroying evidence.
spidertalk
spiders are terrible gossips if you know how to listen to them. assuming you are in an environment that could conceivably host a spider population, you can hit them up for spider-stories or maybe some spider-advice. you can get them to assist you in combat if you can convince them that it's in their best interest. lasts X rounds.
befuddle
you ask a magically-rhetorical question, some kind of wizard paradox. works better on intelligent targets who can grasp the concept of what is being said more wholly. target saves vs int. if they succeed they become dumbfounded, flabbergasted and utterly gobsmacked for X rounds. if they fail they'll be annoyed at your condescending worldplay, possibly even becoming enraged at you.
charm person
classic spell, lasts X rounds
spiderclimb
lasts X rounds
ropework
summon and/or manipulate 10*X units of rope
stickiness
a targeted surface is covered with an even layer of sticky slime. the surface area you can cover is 1 m^2 per level.
it's hard to run across a sticky surface - half movement speed
it's easy to climb across a sticky surface - +2 to climb check
it's hard to get up - if you fall prone on a sticky surface, you need to make a strength check before you can stand up.
invisibility
obvious. X number of targets at a time can't see you.
hypnotise
for 10*X minutes
teleport
d20+X accuracy check
comprehend languages
+X to languages skill for one conversation or reading
artificial bloodbath
fake or alter a murder or crime scene - magically stitch up wounds and then replace them with new ones, remove smells or stains, spray fake blood everywhere. roll a craft check to see how convincing the fake scene is.
smokebomb
self explanatory. obscures everyone's vision. perfect for escape plans. i think batman invented this spell back when he was an apprentice wizard. dies down after X rounds (max: 3)
stinkbomb
lasts X rounds. stinky. super effective vs animals and beastmen
alarm runes
wizard security system. magical inscriptions that will tattoo themselves onto the faces and hands of anyone who isn't specified by the caster. these runes can be left in treasure chests or back at your home base. the target has to at least glance or otherwise visually confirm the runes for the effect to take place. you will be magically alerted when the runes are triggered, allowing you to identify the perpetrator by the tattoos you've given them.
you can only have one alarm rune trap set up at a time. the tattoos can be removed by remove curse or dispel magic by a magic user of greater level than you.
for extra cheekiness i'm sure you'd be allowed to use this spell to tattoo dicks onto your enemies.
if you know any spells that use runes, glyphs, drawn images or writing, you can cast those spells on intruders by way of this spell.
caltrops & marbles
summons a fistful of tiny spheres and spikeys, and occasionally a banana peel. enough to trip up X number of dudes at once i suppose
empower fox
as we all know, all foxes live for 1000 years, and every 100 years they gain new mastery over the universe. most foxes die before even reaching 100 - natural selection has ensured the environment is able to prevent the overpopulation of fox kings.
if you find a fox, this spell allows you to temporarily boost it up to it's next 100-year power bracket for X hours. common variety foxes will learn to speak common, walk on two or four legs, shapeshift into human form and see into the future. if the fox you empowered was for some rare reason especially magical, it's empowered form also has telepathy, telekinesis and self-teleportation powers.
foxes are mostly cool guys but are often also mischievous and dishonorable, despite being magically bound to their word.
wizard eye
your eye disappears temporarily, leaving an empty socket. your eye is invisibly ghosting around and can move up to X*100 meters away from you. since it's not currently connected to your brain, you wont have a report of what it sees until it floats back into your skull. your eye can stay ghosting outside your head indefinitely. the whole process is painless but also gross. if someone casts dispel magic on you while your eye's missing, it assumes material form (wherever it is) and plops to the ground.
quickdraw
teleport a familiar weapon to your hand instantaneously, regardless of the distance between you and the weapon, as long as you have a solid idea of where the weapon is currently located.
summon serpent
inflict a poisoned wound on yourself. roll a d8 on this table. take the number shown as damage if you fail a save vs poison.
+1 if you succeed your save but take reduced damage, +2 if you fail your save and take full damage.
the lower you roll, the greater degree of control you have over the serpent
unless otherwise stated, snake poison damage deals 1d6 damage per round until a successful save is made.
1. coercing snake - talks, very charismatic, otherwise just a weakling
2. yellow-belly - 2 HP, common desert snake, venomous, completely obedient to you.
3. d6 yellow-bellies - as above.
4. ancient death viper - one of the snake assassins from legend. highly intelligent. when this serpent's poison damage roll hits a natural 6, the victim's death is assured and damage is taken every round unless the snake is killed before the victim dies of poison damage.
5. metal snake - d4-1 bite attack but no venom AC19. very loyal. slow but excellent at tracking and stealth, and for some reason, torture.
6. jungle python - gigantic. will try to either strangle foes in it's coils or swallow them whole. unless it's appetite is sated (swallowed more than d6 enemies), it will turn on you after your foes are dead. hp = 3d8
7. lake monster - a large swamp or lake serpent with sharp teeth and fins. prideful, snobby, self absorbed. speaks common but chooses not to. can't breathe fire like a dragon but it's roar is comparable. 3d10 hp. once summoned it will attack your foes first but will attack you next unless you are able to bargain with it.
8. wyvern - the regrettable offspring of a snake and a dragon, a large winged serpent with a poisonous spike on it's tail. it will attack your enemies first but will attack you afterwards. if it's HP gets low it'll try and flee. 3d10 hp.
9. hydra - a huge monster, cutting off it's head makes two more heads grow back. deal non-head-cutty damage to it. 3d10 hp. you can't control this one at all, so it will attack both friend and foe alike. it's venom deals 1d6 damage per round until a con save is made. each head gets an attack.
10. eight-forked serpent, yamata-no-orochi - a powerful snake demon, the ancient enemy of a foreign lightning god. once summoned, it will demand 8 bodies, which it will choose at random from both friend and foe. the 8 targets all make a save vs con - if you fail you are eaten, and most likely dead. if you succeed take d6 damage. once this is done, the serpent disappears.
neat illusion
semi-permanent illusion. needs to be recast every X weeks. deceives two senses perfectly, unless examined with the most expert scrutiny. sight and touch are the two typical choices, as the spell is mostly used to create false walls and secret hideouts. the neat illusion cannot move or change, or be altered by anyone except the caster. detect magic detects it. if the nature of the illusion is realized, the deception is spoiled, and the illusion becomes cartoonish and obvious to the informed observer.
if an observer accidentally interacts with the illusion without attempting to perceive it (eg casually leaning against a random piece of the wall which coincidentally happens to be a disguised hole) the illusion is completely broken for all.
hologram
a thief wizard cantrip. mostly used to explain and plan heists. flying colourful projections of shapes, colours and sounds hover in the air, and move and interact as the caster wills. this spell cannot be used to create convincing or deceptive illusions of any kind.
pyrotechnics
principles of illusion magic taken and applied to battle magic. the spell unleashes a pastiche of chaotic, painful sensations - blinding lights, deafening noises, grotesque smells, stinging smoke, heat, lasers, fireworks, etc. d8+X damage, and the target makes a save vs con or is stunned next round.
inscribe
decorate, deface, aesthetically alter a surface, texture or object.
summon depressing weather
d4: mist, thunderstorm, floodrain, strong winds
your choice as to whether the sky turns ominously dark
lasts 10*X minutes
wizard's toolkit
summons 5 tools. roll a d6 to see how useful they are in your situation (ranging from -3 to + 3 useful)
zygomatt's charm of efficiency
after casting the spell on yourself, you can effectively set up a magical ritual almost immediately that would otherwise take a long time to prepare. the spell assumes you have all the necessary ritual components on hand.
once cast, torches extinguish themselves, candles align and alight themselves, chalk and salt get busy making circles on the floor. ink scribbles over self-unraveling parchment. lightning strikes the lightning rod. the cat skins itself and swings itself around your head three times counter-clockwise. any chanting or verbal component is recited at incredible speed by a bored-sounding magical mouth.
you are somewhat in control of all this motion, as a conductor leads a symphony. the ritual is prepared as per your understanding, and thus any fuck ups are technically your own fault.
any gp cost or quest items required to perform a ritual are still necessary, the spell just removes the casting and preparation time. spells that have chronological requirements (moon phases, planets aligning) still need those things (unless you have access to time travel in which case the spell automatically time travels you to the perfectly accurate moment). old wizards mock this spell bitterly and refuse to use it.
cloak of anonymity
a magical hooded cloak appears on your body and makes you look totally inconspicuous. +1 to stealth. add another +1 if you're: 1) in a crowd 2) in heavy nature cover 3) in the dark 4) silent. this is in addition to any other non-magical modifiers you might get for doing these things. the spell breaks if you do something to make yourself incredibly obvious or if you fail a stealth check. as long as the spell doesn't break, you are completely unremarkable and forgettable, even if your face is studied or a conversation is held. there are no loophole or exceptions to the spell, so the caster's allies will be affected as well, unable to remember the caster's existence or former friendship temporarily.
magical outfit
change your outfit at will. completely aesthetic unless contributing to a disguise or something.
cloak of forced impression
the caster conjures a false skin around themselves which covers them up and makes them look like someone completely different. the cloak can be any person the caster has studied the appearance of, or a random body and face. gender and race can be imitated but size, stats and special abilities cannot. as long as the spell is in place, the caster will forget entirely their own thoughts and memories, completely adopting a new persona. the spell can be programmed to be broken after being subjected to certain stimuli, such as speech, events or a set period of time. the new identity's personality and secret subconscious desires and urges can also be programmed, but not with 100% efficiency or certainty. when casting this spell, there is always the possibility that the new identity will malfunction or otherwise avoid being exposed to it's stimuli, forcing the caster to adopt the new personality forever.
attempting to cast dispel or detect on the cloaked caster will fail, though detecting will reveal that the cloaked caster is cursed or otherwise magically affected.
hidden blade
literally anything you touch can and will contain a hidden sword or dagger. if you were to theoretically pull out your own tooth while this spell was in effect, you would find that it contained a small steel razor with a thin wax seal.
the size/shape of the blade you retrieve is relative to the object you retrieve it from; umbrellas, sticks, canes, telescopes and table-legs all make decent swords. a grand piano could unfold to become a guillotine. a non-sword shaped object such as a basin or a coin could still conceivably snap apart and reveal a hidden sharp edge, but would be less good for combat.
lasts for X rounds. any hidden blades returned to their hiding place before the duration expires cannot be retrieved when the spell is not in effect. any blades remaining outside their hiding place when the duration expires will look obvious and not-at-all-hidden if returned to their hiding place.
avian messenger
you have a friend or servant who is a bird. they have a particular talent for carrying messages and locating people whom you have personally met, and will do so on your behalf. the bird's efficiency is random and not necessarily guaranteed.
a parrot is a popular choice for this spell since for some reason the spell enhances their sentience and language abilities to near-human.
the spell's duration is infinite but you can only have it cast on one bird, and it will not be dispelled until the bird is dead.
this spell was invented by pirates.
zygomatt's improved mage hand
a variation on the old school mage hand cantrip. the summoned mage hand is dextroux and subtle, able to perform skills with the same proficiency as the caster, but at a distance limited to line of sight. since the mage hand itself is small, it is difficult to detect, giving it +1 to all thief skills if you have at least one level in thief. anything in the mage hand's palm can be instantly swapped over to your hand and vice versa, as long as the object can fit into an enclosed fist. you do not need to imitate the mage hand's movements to control it.
zygomatt's poltergeist trick
a variation on the above spell. the hand is used to cause calamity and mischief in battle. the target gets a save vs dex if they can see the caster or the hand. line of sight is required to cast this spell. the hand is not very strong but is very sneaky, so the spell wont be very effective once the target is made aware of it.
examples of mischief: disarm, unbalance, push, steal wallet, pants a dude, poke in the eyes, trip up ankle. the hand is not very strong but very subtle, so the spell is only effective when the victim is not expecting to be wizard-tricked (roll a wis check if you're not sure if the victim knows what's up)
mask of true seeing
allows you to use megavision - the greatest of all magical senses. you have all of the vision-based super senses, including the magical ones, and also a couple more you never heard of. you cannot be lied to or visually misdirected. your field of vision falls just shy of godlike.
once activated, succeed a wisdom save each turn or take d6 damage. succeed three wisdom saves in a row to turn the megavision off - it's power is addictive and corrupting.
reducing your hp to 0 from this spell can't kill you but after it happens once you become addicted to the megavision. if you're ever left alone, or in a stressful situation, you are compelled to activate this spell regardless of the consequences to your health. sometimes, this spell is cast on an enemy as a particularly bitter curse.
scarecrow
the caster places a glamour on themselves which allows them to become a human-shaped object, like a scarecrow, mannequin, puppet, statue or large doll. the caster can move freely but has toy story powers where they know if they're being observed and how to pose inconspicuously. obviously, a creepy puppet or whatever showing up out of nowhere is not an effective stealth tactic, so the spell is only somewhat useful.
quick candle
lit candles bloom from a targeted surface, providing adequate lighting and free candles.
lion's roar
automatically intimidates animals and creatures with HD half the size of yours for one round.
devouring mouths
summons mouths to bite and eat things
can be used in combat - all foes must save or take d4-1 damage
saves must be made every round as long as the caster focuses on maintaining the spell
the spell is mostly used to quickly destroy non-living matter though
the spell can eat away at a room's worth of mess (eg. dead body) in d6 rounds.
chameleon skin
your whole body, your skin, your hair, your clothes, all change colour to match your mood or surroundings. once you learn this spell, you can't help but accidentally change colour when expressing emotion.
zygomatt's misguided matter transfusion
originally jerryrigged magic designed to combine and then uncombine two objects perfectly
a failed spell - the two objects usually mutate together in an unplanned way and then explode if you try to separate them.
if used on two living objects, one of them will randomly absorb the other, becoming a weird ugly insane freak and maybe dying of terrible mutation side effects
but also the possibility exists to combine stuff together in awesome and productive ways
the spell is always a gamble - the mutations are irreversible, and potentially fatal.
shatter
pulverizes an inorganic substance to grit, especially if it's a material that shatters appealingly
ongoing secrecy
binds target and caster in silence over an issue
though they may discuss it in private
contract
a magical agreement is created using ink and paper. once signed, there are pre-arranged consequences for breaking the contract. only divine intervention or the below spell "loophole" can break the contract.
loophole
created solely to excuse oneself from the effects of the above spell, contract. can be used to escape consequences of any agreement that you have undertaken. the spell works by shifting your consciousness to a universe where everything is exactly the same except you created a specific loophole to your contract that you just triggered. agreements made with pan-dimensional beings cannot be loophole'd, since you made the same agreement with them in every dimension.
fair exchange
without the owner's permission, and without having to alert them, you may magically exchange an item of theirs for one of yours, as long as the object the caster provides is not less valuable than the item taken.
the measurement of an item's value is based on how much the item's owner cares about losing it.
you are magically obligated to return the exchanged item if you admit or otherwise make obvious that you have used this spell to steal or take what wasn't yours.
this spell was created by an ancient race of peaceful underground fish-lizards, who had much simpler opinions regarding ownership and personal property.
true calling
your heart calls out to the item you need
you know where it is, but not what it is or why you want it
using this spell at different times will produce different results
there is a 1/6 chance that the spell will direct you to an item that is not useful at all.
tanglefoot
trips one target over.
itemize
aka the pokemon spell.
anything affected by this spell will become a tiny inanimate version of itself, usually a wooden or clay statue or a soft toy. these tiny items are virtually weightless and take up a very small amount of inventory space. liquids, gases and non-corporeal entities can also be affected, becoming represented by a soft cotton or rubber ball.
each item has a specific verbal command (usually it's name or description) which un-itemizes and re-itemizes it when spoken. anyone can use this word to release the item, and can do so accidentally.
if a target is unwilling to be transformed, or if the target is an item belonging to an unwilling party, target makes a save vs willpower. failing the save means the target is transformed anyway. the target gets a new save every time they hear their command word.
you should always be cautious around the guy with the tiny pouch filled with little wooden scorpions.
elbow grease
similar to the spell mending. if a target broken or dirty object can be fixed, cleaned or otherwise rejuvenated magically, then it is repaired.
if the object cannot be mended, the spell makes the object look as if it has been mended, possibly repairing it for a limited amount of time. constant liberal application of this spell can keep a wrecked sailboat seaworthy even with copious holes and damages, or a cogless watch ticking, though there is a limitation as to how much fake repair can be sustained.
this spell can be used to make an item visually appear brand new, though a craftsman or specialist may test or spot the deception.
undiscussed matters
there are things that you cannot talk about, or cannot express. there are times when you cannot talk out loud. there are ancient names of gods which will melt a man's skull if he hears it uttered freely. there are moments when you are overcome by struggle, binding, silence or emotion.
but that's ok, this spell has you covered.
the spell allows a caster to intimate thoughts, ideas, information in general without having to verbalize, explain or express it. the caster can, for example, teach a man the name of a terrible demon without having to say it, write about it or mime it.
if two casters both know this spell and cast it on one another simultaneously, they can share a very long and complicated conversation's worth of information instantaneously.
the spell is subtle and will probably go unnoticed unless an observer has knowledge of this spell's workings.
the caster can select X/3 number of participants to sub-communicate with.
this spell was created by a secret society to pass notes and meeting times secretly.
fake human
the spell creates a fake person of any age or description. for some reason, the fake person created can only be the same species as the caster.
despite being called a fake human, the created product is essentially real in all regards. it will be automagically programmed with language and social skills, but otherwise will have no memories or learning of any kind.
because of this mental blank slate, they are normally quite naive and impressionable, making it easy for others to manipulate their emerging personality and identity.
casting "detect magic" on the fake human wont reveal the fake human's true nature, but the caster will detect that there is some kind of curse on them. casting "dispel magic" on the fake human resets their personality back to what it was like when they were created.
if the fake human is ever killed, or if they ever realize their own fake nature, they flip out and turn into a new fake human with a different but similar appearance. the new fake human loses all the memories of the old fake human. the only way that a fake human can ever really "die" is if their body is utterly destroyed, or if they are allowed to live out their life fully, finally succumbing to death via natural causes.
the arguments of wizards are infinite regarding whether or not fake humans are actually a kind of real human.
lonely wizards use this spell for comfort - everyone else thinks this is really creepy.
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update: more spells. i've somewhat lost sight of the thief/wizard paradigm by now so think of these as just cool spells that an unsavory wizard might have.
bravado
add your charisma modifier to any check. if you succeed the check, continue applying your charisma modifier to dice rolls until you fail.
kaleidoblade
a spell which casts a disorientating illusion upon your weapon and the arm holding it. your sword/arm will appear to spin, rotate, multiply, dance and glow with rainbow fire, like the image within a kaleidoscope.
an enemy is unable to guard conventionally against a kaleidoblade, and there's a 1/4 chance it will automatically deal full damage.
to outside observers, the spell causes the caster to appear similar to the eight-armed goddess of death and destruction.
wax body
while affected, the caster's body becomes entirely made of easily-manipulated wax. the caster can squeeze through cracks and crevices that would normally be impossible to get through. the caster takes no damage from concussive attacks and half damage from slashing attacks, but full damage from explosions, fire or magic.
salt on the wounds
opens old injuries, and causes great pain. can be used to undo the effects of a healing spell, or to deal damage to an opponent who has signs of having been injured before (scars, eyepatch, hook-hand)
earthmoving claws
you summon the paws and claws of a burrowing mammal. +1 damage to unarmed combat, and you are extremely efficient at digging through earth. let's say you can dig a comfortable human-burrow-sized hole for two people in one round.
mindfuck
no-one knows what this spell does, though wizards can sense it does something.
shift timeline
ancient and powerful spell. when applied to inorganic matter, it can greatly transmute the substance (but not the shape or the mass) of an object. for example, by shifting the timeline of an iron prison bar, you may fast forward it's timeline until it rusts, or rewind it back to being super heated from being forged, or rewind it further until it becomes grit and iron ore. glass may become sand, stone may become lava, timber may become living plant matter or decomposed pulp, etc.
you can use this spell to rewind a broken object back to it's unbroken form if every single piece of the original object is present. a single missing grain of dust will cause the repair to fail.
you cannot cast this on an object or person more than once.
casting this spell on a living creature does not affect their appearance or substance in any way, but their synchronicity with everyone else's perception of time will be altered. for example, they might react to danger a few moments before it presents itself.
since the spell can only be cast once per target and thus cannot be undone, creatures affected by this spell cannot be re-synchronized with everyone else's perception of time except by a grand master of time-magic.
antispell
may be cast subtly. when affected, a caster trying to cast a spell will accidentally cast the OPPOSITE spell. heals become antiheals, fireballs become iceballs, detect magic gives off useless readings, etc.
the caster cannot cast this spell upon themselves.
phantom footprints
you can remove or alter the shape and placement of your footprints while you're making them, including removing them completely. cannot be applied retroactively.
sensitize/desensitize
illusion magic, causing all tactile sensations (heat, pressure, pain) to intensify or be reduced to nothing for a chosen target. does not increase or decrease the effects that heat/etc has on the body, merely intensifies their sensation.
mild interest
the spell's target will notice the caster and, for reasons unknown to them, feel obligated to go and talk with them. once initiated, however, the target will quickly forget why they felt the need to come talk to you, and will try and leave the conversation unless the caster says something that unmagically piques their curiosity.
leaf litter
a bunch of old, dry, dead, crusty, sticky, dank leaves will magically appear on the floor.
the leaf cover will be thick enough to come up to the caster's waist and cover an area large enough for a typical combat scenario to play out.
everyone within the area of effect will be reduced to half movement speed. a character may apply any bonuses they receive from being in a forest or jungle environment, such as stealth.
stolen from a druid, who used this spell to provide nutrition for their forest.
unimpress
the spell causes the caster to fall pathetically short of an observer's expectations. the victim will treat the caster as if they were a level 0 nobody, a hack, a fraud, a madman. checks to try and convince the target to follow the advice or plan of the caster will automatically fail. since the victim does not consider the caster to be a threat, the caster may act freely without the victim noticing their competence.
pass through portal
a door becomes insubstantial to the caster, and the caster only. the caster can walk through the door without opening it, but cannot unlock it or interact with it in any way, including setting off traps. the definition of portal is pretty loose, so the spell can apply to windows, metal grates or vortexes to other dimensions.
muffle
classic spell, reduces noise created for maximum stealthiness
curse of incontinence
causes a target to make a huge mess in their pants. d6 to see how badly they're affected, with a 1 indicating they didn't make a mess at all. having a mess in your pants is pretty embarrassing and distracting, and you'd probably try and excuse yourself from whatever you were doing. creatures whose will is being dominated or who otherwise do not possess human-like sensibilities will still be affected but wont care at all.
eye for an eye
the caster and a target pool their HP together, and are both affected by damage taken to either one. regardless of HP total, knocking one unconscious will likewise affect the other. any permanent injuries (eg. losing an eye or an arm) will likewise affect the other. the spell's duration is infinite.
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update: once you start thinking of thief spells, it's hard to stop. here's more spells.
miasma
you excrete a black mist of pollution and negativity, a cloud of stinking miasma. continued exposure to this substance will make good kings turn evil, moral men turn from the law, docile monsters fierce, etc. think grima wormtongue and king theoden. the spell can be dispelled and detected by other wizards, though continued exposure makes it harder and harder to dispel.
silk touch
while casting this spell, the caster moves with greater finesse, elegance and control, making it much harder to fuck up and break something, hurt ones-self, succumb to clumsiness, etc. once per day when the caster would otherwise critically fumble due to a natural fail, save vs reflex to successfully cast this spell quickly and not fuck up. you can cast this spell ahead of time to ensure you don't end up breaking a delicate or important item. lasts X rounds.
scrutinize
adds X (max: 5) to a lore or spot check when specifically trying to identify hidden weaknesses or strengths. this spell can be used to find a weak spot in an opponent's armour, or to discern a useful quality of an otherwise useless item.
bamboozle
if the target is successfully deceived by a character, casting this spell on them will cause them to unwaveringly believe the deception. the victim gets a save vs will each day, starting the day after the spell was cast. until this save is made, no-one, not even the caster, will be unable to dispel or convince the victim that they have been deceived.
zygomatt's viral bamboozle
same as above, only the spell is contagious. if the initial victim of the spell manages to convince another of the falsehood, the bamboozle spell effect is applied to the new victim, who can continue to pass it along.
spear of ink
the caster summons a piercing force of black magic using a book or piece of written script as a summoning component. once cast, the spell renders any ink writing or illustration permanently illegible. the spell's damage, AB and range increase as the quality and quantity of knowledge and ink being sacrificed increases.
most dark magic spells make blood sacrifices with dark forces to achieve their power. instead, this spell uses the sacrifice of recorded knowledge and ancient wisdom to achieve it's effect. therefore, the most powerful ink spears will be summoned from the oldest, thickest, most intelligent and magical grimoires.
(ignore this list as much as possible; use your best judgement to figure out how much the text you're sacrificing is worth)
as a rough approximation, receive +1/+3/+5 split between damage/AB/Range for:
a) volume, size, length, intricacy of handwriting and illustrations; an enormous unliftable tome or a book containing almost extremely diminutive handwriting would be +5.
b) amount of time since the text was last directly altered or copied; ancient books are +5
c) (for wizard spellbooks) the level of the last wizard to contribute to the spellbook, max +5
d) sentimental value; +1 if someone would cry if the text was destroyed; +3 if the text has some relevance to a culture or religion; +5 if the text has a powerful, unique or irreplacable relevance to a culture or religion.
e) rarity; +5 if it's both unique and coveted by scholars; -1 for each time the quantity of existing copies doubles (2/4/8/16/etc)
for example, the ancient evil tome, "the vile utterations of gargragar", which is an enormous(+5) and ancient(+5) recollection of the foul deeds of an evil god. though they despise the book, the text is an important cultural icon (+3) to the good knights of destiny, who have sworn to safeguard it from evil. though the text contains much ancient wisdom, it's said that reading the book would cause a man to go mad, and thus only the boldest and most insane scholars seek it's wisdom (+1). the tome was never used as a wizard's spellbook (+0)
therefore, using this spell to destroy the vile utterations of gargragar would allow the caster to apply 14 points to the spell's AB, damage and range. without putting any points into the range catagory, the spell is considered a melee attack.
skullbuster
the caster selects one weapon; that weapon becomes the skullbuster.
the skullbuster is a +0 magical weapon. after dealing damage, target must save vs fort or be stricken with temporary sleep and memory loss. the memory loss effect is vague, but the target will certainly not remember the faces/descriptions of the PC who skullbusted them.
only works against enemies with a skull; slimes, automatons etc are immune.
rolling a critical fumble while wielding the skullbuster will strike either the wielder or the wielder's closest ally with severe memory loss, which in game play terms will mean a loss of XP/skills/abilities/spells.
brainfog
a strange spiraling pink fog wafts around in an area equal to X*10m^2. anyone within the fog will unwillingly broadcast all their thoughts telepathically to everyone else in the fog.
since everyone's thoughts are going to be filled with other people's thoughts, and then broadcast out again, a feedback loop quickly occurs, painfully distracting everyone and applying -Y to all rolls (where Y = number of sentient targets within the fog).
to try and read someone's thoughts, roll an int check to see if you're good enough to cut through all the mental chaff. anyone can try and read your thoughts as well, and you in turn have a chance of detecting them attempting to do so.
yet to be typed:
gusto
desperation
unwise loan
lucidity
red nails
myriad
bastion
seclusion
start-from-the-top
reintroduce
absorbent stone
chemical touch
disciple
galvanize
freakout
gut feeling
erase
absent memory
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heil leviathan
Friday, 22 August 2014
(facebook group part 3) science and magic
this is for a facebook game i'm starting up. part 1 part 2
scientists know science. wizards know magic.
to be known as a scientist, it is presumed you have already accomplished study in at least two fields of research (hereafter known as "spheres")
at level 1, get a +3 and a +(1+int mod.) to two different spheres. use these modifiers when making checks for science stuff (crafting/lore/identify/etc) if the check you're making has something to do with that sphere. rarely you might be able to use this modifier in combat to deal extra damage.
if you can figure out a way to make your spheres overlap on certain checks then add both modifiers.
there are twelve spheres to choose from. if it takes too long to choose between twelve options, roll a d12 twice. i'll admit the list is not as awesome as it potentially could be.
on level up, you may choose to add to your expertise of any sphere by +1.
SPHERES:
1. computers - hacking, programming, etc
2. military technology - useful for combat, especially for crafting guns
3. communications & scanning - just like from star trek
4. biology - medicine, cloning, mutants, whatever
5. chemistry & physics - drugs, metallurgy, theoretical physics
6. robotics - both the software and hardware aspects
7. forensic science & psychology - detective lab stuff
8. vehicular mechanics - you're good with engines and motors, planes, cars, boats
9. beams, lasers, energy manipulation - mad science stuff
10. brain science and parapsychology - hypnotism, mentalism, theories regarding ESP
11. environmental science & zoology - herblore, animal-lore, nature science
12. rocket science - rocket ships, astrophysics, jetpacks!!
MAGIC
wizards can cast cleric and wizard spells from any dnd style game. I think Matt Rundle made a wizard spell generator, and if he didn't then he should.
all spells are the same level.
wizards can cast (HD+wis mod) spells per day.
at level 1 you start with (2+luck mod) spells
you don't get new spells by leveling up, you have to go discover them somehow
if your luck modifier is at least +1, you can choose to know either a healing or a fireball-type damage spell as one of your level 1 spells.
scientists know science. wizards know magic.
SCIENCE
to be known as a scientist, it is presumed you have already accomplished study in at least two fields of research (hereafter known as "spheres")
at level 1, get a +3 and a +(1+int mod.) to two different spheres. use these modifiers when making checks for science stuff (crafting/lore/identify/etc) if the check you're making has something to do with that sphere. rarely you might be able to use this modifier in combat to deal extra damage.
if you can figure out a way to make your spheres overlap on certain checks then add both modifiers.
there are twelve spheres to choose from. if it takes too long to choose between twelve options, roll a d12 twice. i'll admit the list is not as awesome as it potentially could be.
on level up, you may choose to add to your expertise of any sphere by +1.
SPHERES:
1. computers - hacking, programming, etc
2. military technology - useful for combat, especially for crafting guns
3. communications & scanning - just like from star trek
4. biology - medicine, cloning, mutants, whatever
5. chemistry & physics - drugs, metallurgy, theoretical physics
6. robotics - both the software and hardware aspects
7. forensic science & psychology - detective lab stuff
8. vehicular mechanics - you're good with engines and motors, planes, cars, boats
9. beams, lasers, energy manipulation - mad science stuff
10. brain science and parapsychology - hypnotism, mentalism, theories regarding ESP
11. environmental science & zoology - herblore, animal-lore, nature science
12. rocket science - rocket ships, astrophysics, jetpacks!!
MAGIC
wizards can cast cleric and wizard spells from any dnd style game. I think Matt Rundle made a wizard spell generator, and if he didn't then he should.
all spells are the same level.
wizards can cast (HD+wis mod) spells per day.
at level 1 you start with (2+luck mod) spells
you don't get new spells by leveling up, you have to go discover them somehow
if your luck modifier is at least +1, you can choose to know either a healing or a fireball-type damage spell as one of your level 1 spells.
post apoc kung fu wizard part 2
last time
this post is at this time mostly for my gang of thieves who live on facebook. the quick version.
right now i'm pretending the max level cap is 10.
every class starts with a d4 damage die and a d4 speed die.
dice chain:
d4 - d6 - d8 - d10 - d12 - 2d8 - 3d6 - 2d10 - d20 - 3d8
having good stats, gaining levels and getting better equipment can increase your dice
every class gets 8 hp(+/- con modifier) at level 1
d8 hp every level after that
if your luck is at least +1, you can be any class regardless of race and stat requirement.
1-vs-1, 1-vs-2 and 2-vs-2 combat works differently to group combat (just like in a kung fu movie)
CLASSES
monk
seemingly simple travelers who disguise their powerful kung fu wizardry
kung fu dudes - martial artists in general - unarmoured/unarmed combat specialists
the main class - most heroes in this world are just straight up kung fu dudes
easily the best class for 1 on 1 combat
can learn martial arts techniques
limited access to kung fu wizardry (basically just wizard spells but with a kung fu twist)
stat requirement: at least +1 con or str modifier, or a +1 luck modifier
banned race: gnome
swordfighters
living by the code of the post-apoc bushido or something
i guess you could have another kind of melee weapon but swords are the coolest
limited access to kung fu wizardry
limited access to martial arts techniques
huge bonuses to speed and initiative
the best class for group combat
stat requirement: at least a +1 dex modifier, or a +1 luck modifier
banned race: ogre
soldier (aaaaalternatively: gunfighter)
a soldier trained in survival and the use of a gun
fights at 50% effectiveness unarmed or with a melee weapon
100% effective with throwing weapons + guns
military tactics kind of stuff, knowledge of the wasteland, also gun powers
their kung fu and wizardry is pretty weak but they're efficient at utilizing technology
the best class for ranged combat and dealing with minions
run out of ammo on a natural 1 attack roll
stat requirement: none
banned race: elf
thief
a wasteland scavenger exploiting the apocalypse for profit
bonuses to trickiness in 1-vs-1 combat
bonuses to speed
bonuses to throwing weapons
gets 5 thief skills which i guess i'll figure out later
best class for classic thief antics
stat requirement: at least +1 or -1 charisma, or +1 luck
banned race: jinn
wizard
a hermit or spiritualist with demonstrable magical powers
limited access to kung fu wizardry
gets d&d spells (though i'm gonna hand out a lot of cool street fighter sounding ones)
best class for d&d wizard/cleric style business
stat requirement: at least +1 wisdom, or +1 luck
banned race: cyborgs & robots
scientist
a master of science and technology, both real and mad.
gets access to technology - which is a d12 table of tech you can learn to produce
future tech stuff, lasers, holograms, medicine, cool science shit
has the best information/lore checks ability
bonuses to crafting
not so good at fighting
stat requirement: at least +1 intelligence or +1 luck
banned race: beastman
shapechanger
a being with a potentially infinite number of shapes and forms.
there are 20 limitations to your shapechanging abilities
except when the limitations apply, change shape into whatever you want as much as you want
at level 1, pick 2 limitations that don't apply to you
each level after, d20 to see which limitations no longer applies to you
stat requirement: at least +2 luck
banned race: human
shapechanger limitations:
the unbreakable limitation: you cannot shapechange into other classes to gain other special class abilities
1. transformations have a 5 minute time limit before you have to revert to your true form
2. you must wait 20 minutes in between transformations
3. you may only transform into another organic being
4. your transformed self cannot be stronger than you
5. your transformed self cannot be faster than you
6. your transformed self cannot be more than twice as big or half as small than your true self
7. you cannot transform facial features intricately enough to impersonate someone effectively
8. you must have seen your transformed state before, in real life, not in a picture or drawing.
9. your transformed self still requires air and cannot survive in the vacuum of space
10. when transformed into another being your intelligence matches theirs, but cannot exceed your own
11. you cannot partially transform your body parts ie. just your arm, your organs, etc
12. your transformed state cannot imitate advanced technology or machinery
13. you cannot transform into a gaseous state
14. you cannot transform into a liquid state
15. you cannot transform into an energy state
16. your transformed self displays the same wounds, scars and disabilities as your true self
17. taking damage from fire reverts you back to your true form
18. wizards can sense what you truly are and what your limitations are
19. being transformed for too long makes you exhausted/sleepy/hungry
20. failing any charisma check fucks with your confidence and messes up your powers for an hour
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Thursday, 21 August 2014
7 races for my facebook homies
about to start running a facebook d&d game. the theme is post-apocalyptic kung fu wizards. sort of a fist of the north star kind of thing i guess.
my previous homebrew d&d system had like 15 classes and 8 playable races, which i think we can all agree is pre ridick
my buddy Jack Mack is always saying how the best number of options is 5, plus or minus 2.
therefore - 7 classes, 7 races
gonna be appropriating this format and outright stealing this and this from zak smith, and probably anything else kung-fu related i run into in the blogosphere
typing this super quick before i go to bed, please forgive shorthands and eternal lower case
size table for ogres and gnomes (d4)
0: cute size +1 mutation
1: cute size (halfling/gnome height)
2. diminutive size (dwarf height)
3. human size (about 6 ft tall)
4. goliath size (8-10 ft tall)
5. goliath size +1 mutation
these races/classes definitely aren't balanced or whatever. mostly i'm just trying to take the old RPG archetypes and make them interesting for me.
human
banned class: shapechanger
no modifiers
special: you own a car or a smart phone. you have a bank account.
biology&culture: they're human
humans survive the apocalyptic wasteland in giant futuretech science-domes. they have all the money and all the technology, and the biggest population, but also the smallest population of heroes.
beastman
banned class: scientist
-2 int / +2 str
special: once p/day transform into an animal (your choice)
special: once p/day after being healed, your attack and speed die go up by 1 for 2 minutes in-game
special: your sense of smell is hella good
biology: legends say that the first beastmen were the offspring of a werewolf human and a werehuman monkey. beastmen look mostly like humans except with a tail, protruding canines and more body hair.
culture: beastmen live in family clans out in the wasteland, living by the laws of "survival of the fittest." beastman are angry and rude and are ruled largely by primal instinct. many beastmen are kept as slaves by the gnomes, who use microchips and shock collars to keep them in line.
cyborg/robotbanned class: wizard
(cyborg) -2 str / +2 dex, (robot) +2 str / -2 dex
special: your robot senses can detect life signs and electronics
special: (cyborg) 50% magic resistance, including healing (robot) 100% magic resistance, including healing
special: you cannot die from poison, disease or blood loss.
biology&culture: cyborgs are humans with robot organs or limbs. robots come in all shapes and sizes based on their function. science hasn't yet made a robot that can imitate a human perfectly. robots (but not cyborgs) don't eat, sleep or breathe but need an energy source 1/day
cyborgs live among humans, and feel very smug about their expensive implants. robots are servants, bestowed with exactly as much sentience as is pleasing to their owners.
elf
banned class: soldier
+2 dex / -2 con
special: you are immune to sleep and don't need to eat
special: your elf eyes can see in low-light and can detect magic
special: regardless of class, you start with an extra level 1 spell.
biology&culture: elves do not reproduce sexually. periodically a cyber-farmer will find an extremely large fruit or a vegetable, which will hatch egg-style into a baby elf. they have big ears and cute faces, and obtain nutrition by invisibly drinking celestial juices in the astral plane.
elves exist among humans, and everyone treats this as normal, though some people are elf racists. elves reject traditional notions of family and social responsibility, spending most of their time frolicking around doing nothing. elves are always highly suspicious of other elves.
ogre
banned class: swordfighter
+2 con / -2 cha
special: you are immune to pain and fear
special: as long as your brain is intact, you can regenerate your body instantaneously. any damage you took still applies, but cuts will seal over and lost limbs will pop back out. wounds sustained by intense heat or cold cannot regenerate.
special: roll d4+1 to see how big you are (consult size table)
biology&culture: ogres are descended from the now largely-extinct goblinoid species. their body chemistry is 98% water, and their cells are similar to those of slugs, lizards and plants. human research into their famous regenerative abilities has produced fruitless results. ogres are ugly as fuck.
ogres live nomadic lives in the mountains and caves, living at peace with nature despite how radioactive it is. despite their hideous appearance, they are gentle & considerate lovers. ogres havent invented metal yet, even though it's like the year 2X4X, so everything is wood & bone craft.
jinn (or djinn, or genie, if you prefer)
banned class: thief
-2 cha / +2 wis
special: once p/day you can shift your molecule density to become ghost-like for a few moments
special: you can talk to magic; anything magical has a voice that you can hear and converse with.
special: once p/combat you can reduce incoming melee damage by d4
biology&culture: a jinn is a minor elemental forced into physical form by a lazy wizard. their body is always phase shifting between this dimension and the magical dimension next door. since their body is wizard-made, it's pretty shitty, so it falls apart in like 3 years max.
when lazy wizards need a dude to go do something, they make a binding spell to force a jinn to manifest and obey a given directive. the jinn must obey this command, but once it is complete, they are free to leave. however, they're stuck in this shitty material body until it decomposes. for this reason, jinn are usually death-seeking loners. jinn are biologically lawful due to their wizard-made bodies, and thus are adverse to crime and other chaotic activities.
gnome
banned class: monk
-2 wis / +2 int
special: +2 to craft checks
special: roll d4-1 on the size table to see how big you are
special: infravision (see heat), ultravision (use UV light ie. the sun to identify objects)
biology&culture: gnomes are cute little green dudes who live underground. gnomes do not possess souls and are actually barely sentient, but have observed complex sentience in other species and seek to replicate their behaviours.
for example, they are sexless but have taken it upon themselves to adopt gender identities, and thus it is common see little green dudes running around wearing either a dress and a wig or shorts and a fake beard. gnomes have no ethical compass and don't really see the problem with theft, murder or slavery. thus it is very common to see gnomes running away with all of your left shoes, or some other heinous crime. gnomes have barely any talent for magic, which makes them envious and greedy for magical items. to make up for it, they work double-time improving their technological prowess. gnomes live underground in cute mushroom villages.
it's so late that it's early so i'll leave it for now. next time i'll write up the 7 classes i got planned which are:
monk
wizard
scientist
thief
swordfighter
soldier
shapeshifter
my previous homebrew d&d system had like 15 classes and 8 playable races, which i think we can all agree is pre ridick
my buddy Jack Mack is always saying how the best number of options is 5, plus or minus 2.
therefore - 7 classes, 7 races
gonna be appropriating this format and outright stealing this and this from zak smith, and probably anything else kung-fu related i run into in the blogosphere
typing this super quick before i go to bed, please forgive shorthands and eternal lower case
size table for ogres and gnomes (d4)
0: cute size +1 mutation
1: cute size (halfling/gnome height)
2. diminutive size (dwarf height)
3. human size (about 6 ft tall)
4. goliath size (8-10 ft tall)
5. goliath size +1 mutation
these races/classes definitely aren't balanced or whatever. mostly i'm just trying to take the old RPG archetypes and make them interesting for me.
races:
human
banned class: shapechanger
no modifiers
special: you own a car or a smart phone. you have a bank account.
biology&culture: they're human
humans survive the apocalyptic wasteland in giant futuretech science-domes. they have all the money and all the technology, and the biggest population, but also the smallest population of heroes.
beastman
banned class: scientist
-2 int / +2 str
special: once p/day transform into an animal (your choice)
special: once p/day after being healed, your attack and speed die go up by 1 for 2 minutes in-game
special: your sense of smell is hella good
biology: legends say that the first beastmen were the offspring of a werewolf human and a werehuman monkey. beastmen look mostly like humans except with a tail, protruding canines and more body hair.
culture: beastmen live in family clans out in the wasteland, living by the laws of "survival of the fittest." beastman are angry and rude and are ruled largely by primal instinct. many beastmen are kept as slaves by the gnomes, who use microchips and shock collars to keep them in line.
cyborg/robotbanned class: wizard
(cyborg) -2 str / +2 dex, (robot) +2 str / -2 dex
special: your robot senses can detect life signs and electronics
special: (cyborg) 50% magic resistance, including healing (robot) 100% magic resistance, including healing
special: you cannot die from poison, disease or blood loss.
biology&culture: cyborgs are humans with robot organs or limbs. robots come in all shapes and sizes based on their function. science hasn't yet made a robot that can imitate a human perfectly. robots (but not cyborgs) don't eat, sleep or breathe but need an energy source 1/day
cyborgs live among humans, and feel very smug about their expensive implants. robots are servants, bestowed with exactly as much sentience as is pleasing to their owners.
elf
banned class: soldier
+2 dex / -2 con
special: you are immune to sleep and don't need to eat
special: your elf eyes can see in low-light and can detect magic
special: regardless of class, you start with an extra level 1 spell.
biology&culture: elves do not reproduce sexually. periodically a cyber-farmer will find an extremely large fruit or a vegetable, which will hatch egg-style into a baby elf. they have big ears and cute faces, and obtain nutrition by invisibly drinking celestial juices in the astral plane.
elves exist among humans, and everyone treats this as normal, though some people are elf racists. elves reject traditional notions of family and social responsibility, spending most of their time frolicking around doing nothing. elves are always highly suspicious of other elves.
ogre
banned class: swordfighter
+2 con / -2 cha
special: you are immune to pain and fear
special: as long as your brain is intact, you can regenerate your body instantaneously. any damage you took still applies, but cuts will seal over and lost limbs will pop back out. wounds sustained by intense heat or cold cannot regenerate.
special: roll d4+1 to see how big you are (consult size table)
biology&culture: ogres are descended from the now largely-extinct goblinoid species. their body chemistry is 98% water, and their cells are similar to those of slugs, lizards and plants. human research into their famous regenerative abilities has produced fruitless results. ogres are ugly as fuck.
ogres live nomadic lives in the mountains and caves, living at peace with nature despite how radioactive it is. despite their hideous appearance, they are gentle & considerate lovers. ogres havent invented metal yet, even though it's like the year 2X4X, so everything is wood & bone craft.
jinn (or djinn, or genie, if you prefer)
banned class: thief
-2 cha / +2 wis
special: once p/day you can shift your molecule density to become ghost-like for a few moments
special: you can talk to magic; anything magical has a voice that you can hear and converse with.
special: once p/combat you can reduce incoming melee damage by d4
biology&culture: a jinn is a minor elemental forced into physical form by a lazy wizard. their body is always phase shifting between this dimension and the magical dimension next door. since their body is wizard-made, it's pretty shitty, so it falls apart in like 3 years max.
when lazy wizards need a dude to go do something, they make a binding spell to force a jinn to manifest and obey a given directive. the jinn must obey this command, but once it is complete, they are free to leave. however, they're stuck in this shitty material body until it decomposes. for this reason, jinn are usually death-seeking loners. jinn are biologically lawful due to their wizard-made bodies, and thus are adverse to crime and other chaotic activities.
gnome
banned class: monk
-2 wis / +2 int
special: +2 to craft checks
special: roll d4-1 on the size table to see how big you are
special: infravision (see heat), ultravision (use UV light ie. the sun to identify objects)
biology&culture: gnomes are cute little green dudes who live underground. gnomes do not possess souls and are actually barely sentient, but have observed complex sentience in other species and seek to replicate their behaviours.
for example, they are sexless but have taken it upon themselves to adopt gender identities, and thus it is common see little green dudes running around wearing either a dress and a wig or shorts and a fake beard. gnomes have no ethical compass and don't really see the problem with theft, murder or slavery. thus it is very common to see gnomes running away with all of your left shoes, or some other heinous crime. gnomes have barely any talent for magic, which makes them envious and greedy for magical items. to make up for it, they work double-time improving their technological prowess. gnomes live underground in cute mushroom villages.
it's so late that it's early so i'll leave it for now. next time i'll write up the 7 classes i got planned which are:
monk
wizard
scientist
thief
swordfighter
soldier
shapeshifter
Wednesday, 30 July 2014
Monday, 28 July 2014
alternate universes
Wizards on the material plane only have access to a limit number of alternate universes - those directly surrounding ours. Great Wizards and Elf Kings have access to the heavenly spheres; lesser magical beings may step between the other earths.
Heavenly Spheres
higher, purer universes than ours - places that govern hidden rules and truths of our universe
Aether - the fabric of the universe - the fifth element - starmatter - divine truth
Qi - the flow of energy within all things - what allows a man to be a man, and not a tree - inner truth
Limbo - nothingness. a meeting ground for great beings.
Entropy - pure chaos - pure reality - maddening but powerful to behold
Dreaming - the collective unconsciousness; the realm of collected ideas and imaginations
the Other Earths
alternate incarnations of the prime material plane. for some reason, they're all either dead or dying.
Ash World - a supervolcano has blocked out the sun. the world is a desert of ash.
Flooded World - the seas rose, and the earth crumbled. 95% of the earth is covered in water.
the Wasteland - the world is completely identical to the prime material plane, but devoid of non-plant life
Forgotten World - humans never evolved, neanderthals took their place in history. lots of dinosaurs.
War World - entire nations fight one another in giant sophisticated mobile war citadels over resources.
the Negaverse - the mirror universe - good is evil and evil is good.
Heavenly Spheres
higher, purer universes than ours - places that govern hidden rules and truths of our universe
Aether - the fabric of the universe - the fifth element - starmatter - divine truth
Qi - the flow of energy within all things - what allows a man to be a man, and not a tree - inner truth
Limbo - nothingness. a meeting ground for great beings.
Entropy - pure chaos - pure reality - maddening but powerful to behold
Dreaming - the collective unconsciousness; the realm of collected ideas and imaginations
the Other Earths
alternate incarnations of the prime material plane. for some reason, they're all either dead or dying.
Ash World - a supervolcano has blocked out the sun. the world is a desert of ash.
Flooded World - the seas rose, and the earth crumbled. 95% of the earth is covered in water.
the Wasteland - the world is completely identical to the prime material plane, but devoid of non-plant life
Forgotten World - humans never evolved, neanderthals took their place in history. lots of dinosaurs.
War World - entire nations fight one another in giant sophisticated mobile war citadels over resources.
the Negaverse - the mirror universe - good is evil and evil is good.
killer instinct
killer instinct
warriors have their own dark knowledge, an understanding of power and presence and emotion.
without even drawing a weapon, a fighter can roll to affect foes with their presence.
X times/day, when combat is initiated or when the fighter has successfully slain a foe, you may unleash your killer instinct - at the moment when you hand grips your weapon, and when you return it to it's sheath.
pick two of these based on your alignment. if your character later has a change of heart and changes alignment, don't change which options you picked. if you're not using an alignment system, just pick two.
good
Empathy - understand the foe's point of view - +2 charisma checks
Righteousness - evil creatures fear and try to flee from you, good creatures respect you
evil
Blood-Curdle - foe's blood freezes, becomes nauseous, d4 damage, affects non-evil allies
Psychology - detect a foe's secret weakness, hidden blindspot, phobia.
chaos
Loathing - you know exactly what to do to piss off an enemy - all affected will only target you
Berserk - your presence elicits an animal response, causing peaceful crowds to become angry mobs
lawful
Paralyze - the foe is frozen with trepidation - all affected are stunned or slowed
Silence - astonishes a foe, leaving them speechless, thoughtless, off guard
neutral
Pressure - foe's hands begin to shake, and they don't know why, -2 to attack rolls, -1 to damage rolls
Ignorance - you hide your chi, completely disguising your killer instinct. you appear like a nobody.
you can target a single or a group of creatures. targeting a single creature doubles the effect. creatures with HD greater than your level get a will save.
warriors have their own dark knowledge, an understanding of power and presence and emotion.
without even drawing a weapon, a fighter can roll to affect foes with their presence.
X times/day, when combat is initiated or when the fighter has successfully slain a foe, you may unleash your killer instinct - at the moment when you hand grips your weapon, and when you return it to it's sheath.
pick two of these based on your alignment. if your character later has a change of heart and changes alignment, don't change which options you picked. if you're not using an alignment system, just pick two.
good
Empathy - understand the foe's point of view - +2 charisma checks
Righteousness - evil creatures fear and try to flee from you, good creatures respect you
evil
Blood-Curdle - foe's blood freezes, becomes nauseous, d4 damage, affects non-evil allies
Psychology - detect a foe's secret weakness, hidden blindspot, phobia.
chaos
Loathing - you know exactly what to do to piss off an enemy - all affected will only target you
Berserk - your presence elicits an animal response, causing peaceful crowds to become angry mobs
lawful
Paralyze - the foe is frozen with trepidation - all affected are stunned or slowed
Silence - astonishes a foe, leaving them speechless, thoughtless, off guard
neutral
Pressure - foe's hands begin to shake, and they don't know why, -2 to attack rolls, -1 to damage rolls
Ignorance - you hide your chi, completely disguising your killer instinct. you appear like a nobody.
you can target a single or a group of creatures. targeting a single creature doubles the effect. creatures with HD greater than your level get a will save.
Sunday, 27 July 2014
how potions are dealt with
my buddy matt rundle is playing in a campaign i'm dming, his character is named rickwell the slime wizard, he's level 3 and loves potions.
this is the potion brewing method i've been using, it's been working out well so far but i think it could probably be simplified down a bit more.
potion ingredients here
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(this conversation never really happened; it is a pretend conversation.)
player: i want to make some potions.
DM: okay.
player: i'm a slime alchemist, so i get a +1/+1/+1 to potion making if my environment is warm/damp/dark
DM: that's right. it's warm and damp here, so +2
player: in my inventory i have obliviax moss (tame), red soup, smoke pellets, chilli powder, swamp slime. what can i do with those?
DM: d6, roll high add int modifier
result
1 - no ingredients identified
2 - 3 only one ingredient identified
4 - 5 all but one ingredient identified
6 all ingredients identified
player: i got a 4.
DM: alright. you don't know what the red soup does. smoke pellets burn hot and make smoke. swamp slime smells gross and is slimy. chilli powder is spicy.
player: what's obliviax moss (tame?)
DM: it's a little sentient moss creature, it can suck people's memory out and learn their spells.
player: so it's got some sort of memory-magic property to it. i'm going to extract that.
(given the information provided, the obliviax moss could have had magic-stealing/plant-sentience/spell-learning/etc properties - anything the player latches on to as interesting.)
DM: sure, you now have d6 vials of memory-goop
player: okay, i have 6 of them. so i want to mix the memory goop with the smoke pellets, the chilli powder and the swamp slime to make a potion of escape artistry.
DM: how do you figure?
player: so the smoke pellets and the chilli powder make a pepper spray smoke screen. the memory goop makes a lingering after image of us, while the real party runs away. the swamp slime i'm adding because i'm a slime alchemist.
DM: that sounds awesome. how many of those ingredients do you have?
player: i'm not sure. we bought a huge crate of smoke pellets in the city. i got a bag of chilli powder from a marketplace. i gathered the swamp slime myself from a swamp. and i just made 6 vials of memory goop.
DM: okay, so you have a functionally unlimited supply of smoke pellets. you have enough chilli powder and swamp slime to use for the rest of the session. the limiting reagent is the memory goop, you only have six vials of it.
player: i only want to use four vials of memory goop and save the rest for later
DM: okay. roll a d6 four times, roll above 3, add your +2 for damp/warm
player: *roll roll* okay i succeeded three times and failed once
DM: okay. you've brewed 3 greater and 1 lesser potion(s) of escape artistry. you can't tell greater and lesser potions apart. when you use one, roll a d4 to see if you get the dud potion.
player: but what if i have an odd number or ratio of potions, like 14/2?
DM: i don't know, figure it out
Friday, 25 July 2014
alchemy ingredients
when your player searches randomly for alchemy ingredients, roll a d20 on the appropriate table
alternatively just roll d6 and then d20
WHERE YOU FOUND IT
1. witch's cupboard
2. elf or goblin cupboard
3. the wild, or in a beast's den
4. the apothecary, or in a court wizard's cupboard
5.exotic market, or in a nobleman's cupboard
6. black market, or in a criminal's cupboard
not quite finished making this yet so feel free to make suggestions
witch's cupboard
1. bird entrails
2. garlic
3. moonshine
4. diviner's sage
5. morning dew, gathered within 24 hours
6. poison
7. virgin hair
8. amphibian eyeballs
9. teeth or knucklebones
10. singing flowers
11. willowbark
12. dragon sperm
13. fairy, trapped in a bottle
14. chicken egg
15. tea leaves
16. pig heart
17. holy water
18. coriander
19. mandrake
20. gingerbread
elf or goblin cupboard
1. ergot
2. kykeon
3. poison
4. impwort
5. crocodile tears
6. mothwing dust
7. starmatter
8. stinging red nettle
9. human flesh
10. crushed insect guts - spider, centipede, cockroach, dragonfly, scarab
11. goblin seeds
12. bloodcaps
13. fly agaric
14. puffballs
15. royal jelly
16. mock turtle eggs
17. a bag full of the spiciest chilli peppers imaginable
18. monster food
19. blackwater mist (carefully sealed)
20. soma
the wilderness, or in a beast's den or a druid's cupboard
1. psychedelic mushrooms
2. clover, 1/16 have four leaves
3. slime, of various colours and temperments
4. poison
5. peyote cactus
6. aloe vera
7. truffles
8. rotvine
9. dire grubs/swamp worms/giant maggots/bee larvae
10. rock lobster
11. dead animal flesh
12. mistletoe
13. dank fungus
14. swamp water
15. cannabis
16. pure mineral water
17. gingseng
18. wormwood
19. obliviax moss
20. monster egg
apothecary, or a court wizard's store cupboard
1. memory salts
2. methamphetamine
3. newton's net
4. poison, hemlock
5. mysteriously labeled jar of tablets
6. stem cells
7. lots and lots of sulphur, mercury, magnesium, copper
8. magnetic solutions and powders
9. opium, laudanum
10. red soup
11. alkahest
12. petroleum or crude oil, alchemist's fire
13. white tincture
14. ammonia
15. putrid black resin
16. uranium
17. panacea, cure-all
18. sleeping solution
19. thermite
20. ethyl nitrate
exotic market, or a nobleman's store cupboard
1. ground ivory powder
2. cocaine, or coca leaves
3. poison
4. pixie dust
5. moon rocks
6. phoenix feather
7. quality tobacco or other smoking herb
8. sugar jelly
9. health tonic
10. tiger penis
11. magical essence, liquified
12. kava
13. formic ether
14. all sorts of different coloured dyes for food or cloth
15. dwarvern gallstone
16. saffron powder
17. melange
18. sweet spirits of animus (alcoholic)
19. a diamond, or diamond powder
20. fairy gold
black market, or a criminal's store cupboard
1. poison
2. some kind of rare monster blood (dragon, unicorn, elf, human, etc)
3. death spice
4. black coffee
5. brain-crawler larvae
6. purple lotus powder
7. bzrk (street drug)
8. siren-oil
9. explosive gel
10. vampire-, lycanthrope-, or zombie-virus
11. summoned food of the underworld
12. mustard gas preparation
13. summoned water from the river lethe
14. preserved body parts, human and/or monster
15. skin plague (contained)
16. monster growth serum
17. poison
18. poison
19. poison
20. poison
POISONS
1. snake - the classic. easy to handle.
2. spider - nerve venom, paralyzes
3. centipede - causes strong nausea and sickness
4. lizard - wart venom, leaves disgusting, infected, stinking wounds + scars
5. toad - LSD-like hallucinations
6. scorpion - fast acting, corrosive
7. leech - blood-thinning, inflicts bloodloss
8. starfish - compelled to tell the truth, laugh maniacally
9. jellyfish - extra painful, 1/3 chance dead body will grow hot and self-incinerate
10. stonefish - non lethal, subtle, victim will grow tired & weak given continued exposure
alternatively just roll d6 and then d20
WHERE YOU FOUND IT
1. witch's cupboard
2. elf or goblin cupboard
3. the wild, or in a beast's den
4. the apothecary, or in a court wizard's cupboard
5.exotic market, or in a nobleman's cupboard
6. black market, or in a criminal's cupboard
not quite finished making this yet so feel free to make suggestions
witch's cupboard
1. bird entrails
2. garlic
3. moonshine
4. diviner's sage
5. morning dew, gathered within 24 hours
6. poison
7. virgin hair
8. amphibian eyeballs
9. teeth or knucklebones
10. singing flowers
11. willowbark
12. dragon sperm
13. fairy, trapped in a bottle
14. chicken egg
15. tea leaves
16. pig heart
17. holy water
18. coriander
19. mandrake
20. gingerbread
elf or goblin cupboard
1. ergot
2. kykeon
3. poison
4. impwort
5. crocodile tears
6. mothwing dust
7. starmatter
8. stinging red nettle
9. human flesh
10. crushed insect guts - spider, centipede, cockroach, dragonfly, scarab
11. goblin seeds
12. bloodcaps
13. fly agaric
14. puffballs
15. royal jelly
16. mock turtle eggs
17. a bag full of the spiciest chilli peppers imaginable
18. monster food
19. blackwater mist (carefully sealed)
20. soma
the wilderness, or in a beast's den or a druid's cupboard
1. psychedelic mushrooms
2. clover, 1/16 have four leaves
3. slime, of various colours and temperments
4. poison
5. peyote cactus
6. aloe vera
7. truffles
8. rotvine
9. dire grubs/swamp worms/giant maggots/bee larvae
10. rock lobster
11. dead animal flesh
12. mistletoe
13. dank fungus
14. swamp water
15. cannabis
16. pure mineral water
17. gingseng
18. wormwood
19. obliviax moss
20. monster egg
apothecary, or a court wizard's store cupboard
1. memory salts
2. methamphetamine
3. newton's net
4. poison, hemlock
5. mysteriously labeled jar of tablets
6. stem cells
7. lots and lots of sulphur, mercury, magnesium, copper
8. magnetic solutions and powders
9. opium, laudanum
10. red soup
11. alkahest
12. petroleum or crude oil, alchemist's fire
13. white tincture
14. ammonia
15. putrid black resin
16. uranium
17. panacea, cure-all
18. sleeping solution
19. thermite
20. ethyl nitrate
exotic market, or a nobleman's store cupboard
1. ground ivory powder
2. cocaine, or coca leaves
3. poison
4. pixie dust
5. moon rocks
6. phoenix feather
7. quality tobacco or other smoking herb
8. sugar jelly
9. health tonic
10. tiger penis
11. magical essence, liquified
12. kava
13. formic ether
14. all sorts of different coloured dyes for food or cloth
15. dwarvern gallstone
16. saffron powder
17. melange
18. sweet spirits of animus (alcoholic)
19. a diamond, or diamond powder
20. fairy gold
black market, or a criminal's store cupboard
1. poison
2. some kind of rare monster blood (dragon, unicorn, elf, human, etc)
3. death spice
4. black coffee
5. brain-crawler larvae
6. purple lotus powder
7. bzrk (street drug)
8. siren-oil
9. explosive gel
10. vampire-, lycanthrope-, or zombie-virus
11. summoned food of the underworld
12. mustard gas preparation
13. summoned water from the river lethe
14. preserved body parts, human and/or monster
15. skin plague (contained)
16. monster growth serum
17. poison
18. poison
19. poison
20. poison
POISONS
1. snake - the classic. easy to handle.
2. spider - nerve venom, paralyzes
3. centipede - causes strong nausea and sickness
4. lizard - wart venom, leaves disgusting, infected, stinking wounds + scars
5. toad - LSD-like hallucinations
6. scorpion - fast acting, corrosive
7. leech - blood-thinning, inflicts bloodloss
8. starfish - compelled to tell the truth, laugh maniacally
9. jellyfish - extra painful, 1/3 chance dead body will grow hot and self-incinerate
10. stonefish - non lethal, subtle, victim will grow tired & weak given continued exposure
Tuesday, 22 July 2014
thief skills
everybody's got their own list of thief skills i guess
here's mine, heavily influenced by 3e D&D, LOTFP and DCC
placed here for easy reference. 10 is a good amount of skills to have; d10 is a sacred die.
probably still needs some tweaks
1. Sneak (move silently, hide in shadows)
x/6 chance of moving silently or unseen
2. Sleight of Hand (pickpocket)
x/6 chance to steal objects or manipulate objects intricately
3. Backstab attack from stealth for critical damage
works differently for thieves vs assassins
thieves: make a sneak check, and if successful, add the result to a x/6 backstab check. If successful, add the result to AB and damage
assassins: x/6 chance of making (the result) number of attacks against a target, +(the result) damage if attack was from stealth or against a weak spot
4. Tinker (disarm trap, lock pick, craft)
x/6 chance to disarm a trap, pick a lock or understand gadgetry
+x to craft checks
5. Spot (search, appraise, listen, detect trap, sense motive)
x/6 chance to detect vital information about an object, person or area, player doesn’t see the result of their own spot check
6. Deception (disguise, bluff, forgery)
x/6 chance to lie or create falsehood, or to manipulate conversation
7. Acrobatics (tumble, reflexes, climbing)
x/6 chance of performing amazing acts of nimble athleticism
8. Languages (+INT) (cast from scroll)
PC knows x/6 +INT number of languages, decide which ones whenever you want
and you have a x/6 chance of successfully using magic items or scrolls
9. Poisons (apply poison to weapon for d6 extra weapon damage)
by adding poison to a weapon, x/6 chance of adding the result to damage for 1 round
special poisons with superior effects or durations can be found and used instead
10. Bushcraft (tracking, survival, alchemy, herbalism)
x/6 chance to track a foe
x/6 chance to gather materials from the wilderness
+x to craft checks involving potions, poisons, antidotes or scavenged materials
+x to spot checks involving nature, alchemy, herbalism
here's mine, heavily influenced by 3e D&D, LOTFP and DCC
placed here for easy reference. 10 is a good amount of skills to have; d10 is a sacred die.
probably still needs some tweaks
1. Sneak (move silently, hide in shadows)
x/6 chance of moving silently or unseen
2. Sleight of Hand (pickpocket)
x/6 chance to steal objects or manipulate objects intricately
3. Backstab attack from stealth for critical damage
works differently for thieves vs assassins
thieves: make a sneak check, and if successful, add the result to a x/6 backstab check. If successful, add the result to AB and damage
assassins: x/6 chance of making (the result) number of attacks against a target, +(the result) damage if attack was from stealth or against a weak spot
4. Tinker (disarm trap, lock pick, craft)
x/6 chance to disarm a trap, pick a lock or understand gadgetry
+x to craft checks
5. Spot (search, appraise, listen, detect trap, sense motive)
x/6 chance to detect vital information about an object, person or area, player doesn’t see the result of their own spot check
6. Deception (disguise, bluff, forgery)
x/6 chance to lie or create falsehood, or to manipulate conversation
7. Acrobatics (tumble, reflexes, climbing)
x/6 chance of performing amazing acts of nimble athleticism
8. Languages (+INT) (cast from scroll)
PC knows x/6 +INT number of languages, decide which ones whenever you want
and you have a x/6 chance of successfully using magic items or scrolls
9. Poisons (apply poison to weapon for d6 extra weapon damage)
by adding poison to a weapon, x/6 chance of adding the result to damage for 1 round
special poisons with superior effects or durations can be found and used instead
10. Bushcraft (tracking, survival, alchemy, herbalism)
x/6 chance to track a foe
x/6 chance to gather materials from the wilderness
+x to craft checks involving potions, poisons, antidotes or scavenged materials
+x to spot checks involving nature, alchemy, herbalism
deities
THE CREATORS (evil)
invisible
unknowable
inscrutable
old foes of men and beasts
best not spoken of
YGTROL (lawful)
who slew the great fyre-wyrm SALAMANDUS a thousand years ago
and ate it’s heart and freed the slaves and allowed men to rise to power
HECATE (chaotic)
goddess of witches and dark nature, and foul decisions at crossroads, cats, and chaotic or nature magic.
unknowable
inscrutable
old foes of men and beasts
best not spoken of
YGTROL (lawful)
who slew the great fyre-wyrm SALAMANDUS a thousand years ago
and ate it’s heart and freed the slaves and allowed men to rise to power
HECATE (chaotic)
goddess of witches and dark nature, and foul decisions at crossroads, cats, and chaotic or nature magic.
the beast-men and the dwarves adore her above all
LEN-ZO (len-zo = neutral.)
-LEN, of the Heavens, god of peace (neutral)
the first GOLD ELF
who made peace between men and spirits
all elves hold him in the greatest esteem.
-ZO, of the Earth, god of war (neutral)
ZUR’s son, and the greatest of all kings
possessed amazing powers of precognition and telepathy
LEN and ZO, two
became LEN-ZO, one
and then became king of the Underworld
"to achieve greatness, the spirit must be at peace with itself, and the mind must be at war with itself. the body must be as nothing."
ZAGREUS (the ash-gods) (good)
a great spirit of nature, who commanded
the crashing of waves and the howling of winds
who watched with interest the activity of men
and taught them things
and did not beset them the winds and the waves.
thus, it was brought before the creators
who, with their swords of blue flame
divided it infinitely
and threw the infinite ashes to the air, obscuring the sun.
each falling particle of ash
retained it’s compassion for men
and each became a new spirit, a small spirit
each with a name and a place
MISC. OTHER GODS AND DEMONS
GARKADUN (chaotic)
a western trickster god, a baboon with the head of a crocodile
who torments only for amusement
who controls time, the greatest joke
KARNOPTIKON (the blight mother, the harvest mother) (neutral)
foul mother of plague and pestilence
whose children are innumerable
and whose hunger is insatiable.
the HARVEST MOTHER, who provides,
the BLIGHT MOTHER, who punishes,
she is one and the other, but never both
the BENEFACTORS (chaotic)
great beings from beyond this world
who, without concern, mutilate the natural order
and defy prophecy and seek hungrily to possess all knowledge
ODERMAGROTH (evil)
the King of Skin, an immensely powerful warlock who achieved immortality
GARGRAGHAR (evil)
the vile utterer, the changer-for-the-worse
the MOIRAI (lawful)
the three weavers of fate, memory, thought & foresight
they have the priviledge of choosing when someone dies, including gods
so everyone fears them
but they do not intervene on behalf of mortals
VON GARMRVICH (good)
the king of eagles, who guards the world-tree
kind of a dragon/eagle/griffin looking guy
earning his favour can lead to teleportation via deus ex machina eagle flight
CHIMERA (neutral)
the dragon god
mother of Bahamut (lawful) and Tiamat (chaotic)
grandmother of all dragons
worshipped by dragons
and the ranging nomads of the mountain
SILENUS (chaotic)
the instructor of heroes
god of food, wine, comfort, sexual indulgence
knows all fine things: art, science, war
lives in the forest
assumes animal form to rape passers-by
worshipped by beasts
and the ranging nomads of the forest
TETHYS and ACHELOUS, (neutral)
the two great river gods
wife and husband, TETHYS is the greater
and ACHELOUS is devoted to her.
their daughters (nymphs, oceanids, sirens, etc) guard bodies of water. (lesser rivers and tributaries, or lonely wellsprings, or the ocean)
those who offend them are prevented from crossing the water.
worshipped by birds and fish
and the ranging nomads of the floodplain
SKULLA (evil)
the queen of darkness and the maelstrom who delights in destruction and decay
served by ravens, buzzards and krakens
worshipped by the dark terrors who dwell in the ocean
and the ranging nomads of Skull Island
AMEMAR (evil)
the king of bad ideas
the god of suffering and slavery
he is both slave and slavemaster
the creator of all djinn, who worship him with their hatred
djinn are born from his suffering
brought on by a crown that is too tight
his will commands all elemental spirits
THEMIS (good)
too beautiful to behold
the queen of art and creation
died long ago for forgotten reasons
MITHRA (lawful)
who binds oaths and covenants
and judges truths
the guardian of cattle and harvest and the sacred waters of healing
the SUN KING (lawful) and the MOON QUEEN (good)
the sky gods of the dark elves and the mountain men.
the sun king grants power - the moon queen grants insight.
SLAADWUGLI (chaotic)
the infinite star toad
god of the slaad, the bullywug and the grippli frog tribes
came from a distant planet to slowly release her eggs into the earth's molten core over the course of the next 500,000 years
the TURTLE SAGE (good)
an immortal philosopher monk who lives on a mountain on an island
who has deep thoughts and shares near-omniscient insight
the best guy to ask advice
despite being worshipped as a god, he's mostly just a dude
LEVIATHAN (lawful)
a monstrous seeker-of-knowledge and asker-of-questions
who commands the mimics
but despises all of creation and rejects conventional worship
it has an open agreement with wizards wherein it is willing to exchanges knowledge for knowledge.
if you tell it something it already knows then it destroys you immediately, without hesitation
JU (neutral)
one of the old beast gods
the slime queen
HASGUIL (chaotic)
one of the old beast gods
the god of hogs and vermin
reports from the far beyond report other great deities, specifically:
-a great god of rain with a demonic appearance, who grants protection but demands human sacrifice
- a god of the forest who appears at sunset and commands volcanoes
- gods who are trapped and enslaved and forced to work as supercomputers
- a deity who manifests exclusively as a healing wind which destroys the unclean or impure
- gods of dreams, wondrous muses, worshipped through totem spirits.
- the worship of one's own ancestors or past lives.
- a god of swords, who exists exclusively in the beholder's sword and in none other.
TLALOC
YASUR
DIAMOND GODS
TOKOLAU
ANCESTOR WORSHIP
QI
AETHER
DEMONS
devils, archdemons and succubi are worshipped by evil men
many minor demons live in hell and are chumps, and usually can be commanded by wizards
the DEVIL however is super-powerful badass
reports differ on how many devils there actually are - each one claims that there is only ever one at a time. apparently they're lying because there's actually seven of them. usually you never see two of them in the same room together. when you do it's because one of them is about to die.
THE DEVIL:
Pride – Lucifer – the Monarch – the King of Hell
Wrath – Aamon – the General – the Usurper – he who stood against the Almighty
Envy – Behemoth – the Opponent – the Dissident – who will destroy all
Gluttony – Beelzebub – Pestilence – the Devourer –
Greed – Mammon – the Possessor of all things – the Dark Potentate – the Warden of Souls
Sloth – Belphegor – the begetter of demons – the slave-driver, flail-wielder
Lust – Asmodeus – the coercer – the whisperer – the bargainer
ARCH-DEMONS
in the ancient wicked prophecies it's said that at the end of days the four sleeping arch-demons will awaken and reward their demonic followers with bloodshed and destruction.
PESTILENCE – the false prophet
WAR – persecution and bloodshed
FAMINE – inequality
DEATH - apocalypse
SUCCUBI
the four mothers of demons, the succubi –
LILLITH
NAAMAH
MAHALAT
AGRAT
who are the goddesses of vampires and gorgons. they often try and seduce innocents, especially holy men. if successful, they devour their victim's vital essence and transform it into a baby demon, which matures in 6 seconds and devours the innocent's lifeless husk.
LEN-ZO (len-zo = neutral.)
-LEN, of the Heavens, god of peace (neutral)
the first GOLD ELF
who made peace between men and spirits
all elves hold him in the greatest esteem.
-ZO, of the Earth, god of war (neutral)
ZUR’s son, and the greatest of all kings
possessed amazing powers of precognition and telepathy
LEN and ZO, two
became LEN-ZO, one
and then became king of the Underworld
"to achieve greatness, the spirit must be at peace with itself, and the mind must be at war with itself. the body must be as nothing."
ZAGREUS (the ash-gods) (good)
a great spirit of nature, who commanded
the crashing of waves and the howling of winds
who watched with interest the activity of men
and taught them things
and did not beset them the winds and the waves.
thus, it was brought before the creators
who, with their swords of blue flame
divided it infinitely
and threw the infinite ashes to the air, obscuring the sun.
each falling particle of ash
retained it’s compassion for men
and each became a new spirit, a small spirit
each with a name and a place
MISC. OTHER GODS AND DEMONS
GARKADUN (chaotic)
a western trickster god, a baboon with the head of a crocodile
who torments only for amusement
who controls time, the greatest joke
KARNOPTIKON (the blight mother, the harvest mother) (neutral)
foul mother of plague and pestilence
whose children are innumerable
and whose hunger is insatiable.
the HARVEST MOTHER, who provides,
the BLIGHT MOTHER, who punishes,
she is one and the other, but never both
the BENEFACTORS (chaotic)
great beings from beyond this world
who, without concern, mutilate the natural order
and defy prophecy and seek hungrily to possess all knowledge
ODERMAGROTH (evil)
the King of Skin, an immensely powerful warlock who achieved immortality
GARGRAGHAR (evil)
the vile utterer, the changer-for-the-worse
the MOIRAI (lawful)
the three weavers of fate, memory, thought & foresight
they have the priviledge of choosing when someone dies, including gods
so everyone fears them
but they do not intervene on behalf of mortals
VON GARMRVICH (good)
the king of eagles, who guards the world-tree
kind of a dragon/eagle/griffin looking guy
earning his favour can lead to teleportation via deus ex machina eagle flight
CHIMERA (neutral)
the dragon god
mother of Bahamut (lawful) and Tiamat (chaotic)
grandmother of all dragons
worshipped by dragons
and the ranging nomads of the mountain
SILENUS (chaotic)
the instructor of heroes
god of food, wine, comfort, sexual indulgence
knows all fine things: art, science, war
lives in the forest
assumes animal form to rape passers-by
worshipped by beasts
and the ranging nomads of the forest
TETHYS and ACHELOUS, (neutral)
the two great river gods
wife and husband, TETHYS is the greater
and ACHELOUS is devoted to her.
their daughters (nymphs, oceanids, sirens, etc) guard bodies of water. (lesser rivers and tributaries, or lonely wellsprings, or the ocean)
those who offend them are prevented from crossing the water.
worshipped by birds and fish
and the ranging nomads of the floodplain
SKULLA (evil)
the queen of darkness and the maelstrom who delights in destruction and decay
served by ravens, buzzards and krakens
worshipped by the dark terrors who dwell in the ocean
and the ranging nomads of Skull Island
AMEMAR (evil)
the king of bad ideas
the god of suffering and slavery
he is both slave and slavemaster
the creator of all djinn, who worship him with their hatred
djinn are born from his suffering
brought on by a crown that is too tight
his will commands all elemental spirits
THEMIS (good)
too beautiful to behold
the queen of art and creation
died long ago for forgotten reasons
MITHRA (lawful)
who binds oaths and covenants
and judges truths
the guardian of cattle and harvest and the sacred waters of healing
the SUN KING (lawful) and the MOON QUEEN (good)
the sky gods of the dark elves and the mountain men.
the sun king grants power - the moon queen grants insight.
SLAADWUGLI (chaotic)
the infinite star toad
god of the slaad, the bullywug and the grippli frog tribes
came from a distant planet to slowly release her eggs into the earth's molten core over the course of the next 500,000 years
the TURTLE SAGE (good)
an immortal philosopher monk who lives on a mountain on an island
who has deep thoughts and shares near-omniscient insight
the best guy to ask advice
despite being worshipped as a god, he's mostly just a dude
LEVIATHAN (lawful)
a monstrous seeker-of-knowledge and asker-of-questions
who commands the mimics
but despises all of creation and rejects conventional worship
it has an open agreement with wizards wherein it is willing to exchanges knowledge for knowledge.
if you tell it something it already knows then it destroys you immediately, without hesitation
JU (neutral)
one of the old beast gods
the slime queen
HASGUIL (chaotic)
one of the old beast gods
the god of hogs and vermin
MEDUSA (evil)
cursed with wickedness
goddess of curses, snakes, gorgons, naga
worshipped by blood elves and evil clerics
NOSFERATU (evil)
the first vampire, still alive today
very powerful, almost truly immortal;
killing him would kill all other vampires.
hideous, cruel, cunning, demonic, ancient
reports from the far beyond report other great deities, specifically:
-a great god of rain with a demonic appearance, who grants protection but demands human sacrifice
- a god of the forest who appears at sunset and commands volcanoes
- gods who are trapped and enslaved and forced to work as supercomputers
- a deity who manifests exclusively as a healing wind which destroys the unclean or impure
- gods of dreams, wondrous muses, worshipped through totem spirits.
- the worship of one's own ancestors or past lives.
- a god of swords, who exists exclusively in the beholder's sword and in none other.
TLALOC
YASUR
DIAMOND GODS
TOKOLAU
ANCESTOR WORSHIP
QI
AETHER
DEMONS
devils, archdemons and succubi are worshipped by evil men
many minor demons live in hell and are chumps, and usually can be commanded by wizards
the DEVIL however is super-powerful badass
reports differ on how many devils there actually are - each one claims that there is only ever one at a time. apparently they're lying because there's actually seven of them. usually you never see two of them in the same room together. when you do it's because one of them is about to die.
THE DEVIL:
Pride – Lucifer – the Monarch – the King of Hell
Wrath – Aamon – the General – the Usurper – he who stood against the Almighty
Envy – Behemoth – the Opponent – the Dissident – who will destroy all
Gluttony – Beelzebub – Pestilence – the Devourer –
Greed – Mammon – the Possessor of all things – the Dark Potentate – the Warden of Souls
Sloth – Belphegor – the begetter of demons – the slave-driver, flail-wielder
Lust – Asmodeus – the coercer – the whisperer – the bargainer
ARCH-DEMONS
in the ancient wicked prophecies it's said that at the end of days the four sleeping arch-demons will awaken and reward their demonic followers with bloodshed and destruction.
PESTILENCE – the false prophet
WAR – persecution and bloodshed
FAMINE – inequality
DEATH - apocalypse
SUCCUBI
the four mothers of demons, the succubi –
LILLITH
NAAMAH
MAHALAT
AGRAT
who are the goddesses of vampires and gorgons. they often try and seduce innocents, especially holy men. if successful, they devour their victim's vital essence and transform it into a baby demon, which matures in 6 seconds and devours the innocent's lifeless husk.
MEDUSA
NOSFERATU
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